✋ Do not perceive me
perceive who?
Cognitohazard detected
I like this version. The trolley problem trolley looks very similar to the one I take every day, but it always bothered me a bit it was killing people. But with this edit it’s just literally my life and that makes me happy.
Yaaaay, I love rail based transportation :3
One small problem tho, where is that tram getting power from? Theres no overhead wire and I can’t see a third rail?
It has a battery so it can travel through the NIMBY neighbourhoods under its own power and charge back up in the YIMBY neighbourhoods.
Based tram, skirting the NIMBYs like a badass
it runs on the power of love for public transportation
life as a trolly operator
Y’all ever made fuck-me eyes with a cutie across the car from you? Subway rides can be surprisingly horny.
No but they have looked at me in disgust.
Oh stop, * blushes *
(dont stop)
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Forgive me for being suspicious but I’m very suspicious

Don’t you fucking lie to me.
FINE!!! I’ll do it myself!
ties up several innocent people to the train track, but on the other train track is 1 puppy
Straight ahead? Or switch tracks?
jumps off train
off in the distance it’s your problem nowwwwwww
but, why?
…you can see my username on your client, right?
steals an apple from your house
Muehehehehehe!!! Apple time!
munch munch munch
…Has anyone seen my poison apple…?
can’t still if I offer you those apples, also got ripped bananas, enjoy them before they turn brown











