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abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago

Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

www.theguardian.com

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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

www.theguardian.com

abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago
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Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog
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    This is no time to get political. Lots of thoughts and prayers. Remember, guns don’t kill people, people kill people /s/

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    Good that Woman with a shotgun could have done real damage.

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    I’m not joking, this is the plot line to an episode of 30 Rock.

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    Was the dog black?

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      I’m dying over here

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      Amazing comment.

  • benderbeerman@lemmy.world
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    “… The Big Bad Dog… BOUNNN.TAYYY HUNTERRRR!”

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    More like “Unqualified gun owners criminal neglect kills woman at convenience store.”

    • TronBronson@lemmy.world
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      Found the dogs defense attorney

    • Sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works
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      She wasn’t killed but your point stands: The headline, while obviously being clickbaity and maybe even trying to be funny hides the underlying problem:

      Somehow, the dog had triggered the shotgun – which had a live round chambered – to fire, damaging the vehicle and striking a female passerby.

      […]

      It is illegal in Nebraska to drive with a loaded shotgun in your vehicle.

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      That’s what the dog wants you to think 🐕

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    This is the most American thing ever to happen.

  • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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    So I guess now is a time to talk about mental health…

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    Brave officers shot the suspect. No?

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    I see, when it’s a dog we use the active voice but when it’s a white nationalist we use the passive voice.

    No but on a more serious note, why are people who are this unsafe with guns allowed to be gun owners in the US? It’s okay though because next time a good guy with a gun will be there to kill the dog before it kills someone.

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    “Police responding to reports of a shotgun blast at a convenience store sounds like the opening of countless American crime movies[…]” No, it sounds like the beginning of a normal day in America.

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      Believe it or not, a convenience store having a dog fire a shotgun is still a very abnormal thing in america

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        Yet at the same time, not at all surprising.

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    She should have just obeyed his orders.

    • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca
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      Training takes time. Perhaps he needed to make sure she could see the liver treat to entice her to perform the command

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    It’s the crossover mashup of John Wick and Cats vs Dogs that no-one asked for.

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      its a DOG shoot people world out there.

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    Kristi Noem absolutely shitting bricks right now

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      That dog is in training to seek vengeance upon Kristi Noem on behalf of the entire canine species.

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        Semper sic tyrannus

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        That dogs name? B.I.N.G.O.

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    If only there had been a good dog with a gun.

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      All dogs are good dogs until proven otherwise.

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      Good boy*

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        All the good girls: :(

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