No no no. I gave them CULTURE! A wonderful work culture.

And security! Sure, not the security I decided I need for myself, and it’s only really present as long as they’re profitable to me, but security nonetheless.

After all, I had the idea and stuck my neck out to secure the financing, which is far more important than the actual daily labor that keeps things running.

We’re like a family, see.

Same, but we could get away with more at Grandmother’s house.

There was still a limit, but it was more forgiving, and we were always looking for it

Those are some good memories.

We were always fighting over whether him dying meant we had to start over 😂

Sometimes he’d just want to see me beat it

*Edit: Oh yeah, he could steal lives! Sometimes we’d agree on how many he should leave me and very often he’d steal more anyway 🤣

You were head-butting children off the ship!

That, uh… that must’ve been horrifying to watch!

Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Well thank God that the children weren’t on board to see it.

When I get lonely, and I’m a-sure I’ve had enough She sends her comfort coming in from above We don’t need no letter at all

Woah look at Mr Popular over here who had friends to be player 2

Then why do they put those door handle holes in the signs?

“why would the person’s mind not be recycled into something else”

Why would it be?

Everyone laughs at the precisely arranged layers of folded blankets at the foot of the bed until they wake up shivering.

Same for my mountain of pillows of different thickness.

PENGUINS

Maybe keep a little critical information on a dead man’s switch and let that be known when revealing the rest.

Idk if actually wise, but it seems like you might want to keep some leverage for self protection

Was also in that position. Took an entry level QA job and just bounced around a lot.

Trying to be concise and noting this is all just my random opinion from personal experience:

1. Always be building something. Look around at listings and see which tech stacks seem like stuff you’d enjoy and are hiring, Google them, download them, build with them.
2. Carefully and securely after seeking much advice, host live demos of your builds somewhere and link them on your resume. If it’s something that might generate a large bill if abused, you could set up an auth system for it and have prospective employers email demo account requests by some form on your page. If you’re thinking web dev, at least host a simple page in AWS or Azure just to demonstrate some mastery of the basics of the front end, DNS listings, etc. Describe your setup in the page and why it is safe and efficient.
3. Look for support and/or QA positions to make a start somewhere. Look for chances to leverage your new skills there for automation, analysis, or reporting.
4. Contribute to open source projects and list contributions on your resume.
5. (risky but often good) take freelance jobs gor short term work and exposure to different concerns… carefully with thorough research

… I think that’s my highlight reel.

The vacuum sealer reminds me: a handheld electric pump.

Some are strong enough to blow up car tires. Especially if you have kids, they’re great for inflating water toys and balls and whatnot.

Second the warm white Christmas lights.

They can quickly make a depressing apartment feel like a warm home.

LAN tester.

I thought of it as fancy electrician / network equipment. Not anymore. Now it’s basic troubleshooting / procedure.

On a particularly frustrating switch installation, I picked one up for like $20 on Amazon, and it’s made me much less annoyed by network changes.

For context, I’m one of those people who hoards any electronic bits that might prove useful on a hobby project later, so lots of old patch cables and cable reels with unknown breaks, so maybe a LAN tester is really only worth it for others like that, but I’d recommend it to any level of tech enthusiast at least.

Do you take pictures with deli meat/cheese on his head?

Or does he have a sibling named whiskey?

Not being sure it applies to this scenario and too lazy to verify, sometimes the security scanners get updated and flag previously accepted code.

… tough to make sense of flagging a readme though, unless there’s sensitive info in it.

In a sense, more people working towards secret protection generally did result in better secret protection, like encryption algorithms and secure architecture and whatnot.

It only starts to become a paradox when you get into actually executing the task of protecting a specific secret… but I think we could draw that line somewhere for almost any task.

There is a point of generality where more people means better results and a point of specificity where you only want the exact right number of people.

People keep asking if I’m back, and I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinking po-tay-toes!

If anyone has followed the saga, apparently 4/14 is my serious answer