Tunic

You play as a little fox guy in a tunic, exploring the world to release a character called The Heir, and you can collect pages of a digital instruction manual that kinda breaks the fourth wall. Fantastic game!

And all because of British pirates.

Knowing that it’s mostly the right who calls everything woke, they probably find anything anti establishment to be woke nowadays.

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I’ve ended up doing the same for most media lately. Be it movies, games or shows.

“Captain America Brave New World is WOKE!” sounds cool, I’m gonna go watch it.

“JAMES GUNN MADE SUPERMAN WOKE!!” sign me TF up.

“Iron Heart is WOKE AND RIRI IS A DEI HIRE” bruh I’m a Marvel fan you had me at Iron.

I mean, not necessarily. However, a party with all straight people who are only there because they’re straight and not gay and they want to show straight pride would be boring.

That’s why back in my day we called em traps

Kinda wanna print that out and frame it

WAYY too relatable

So basically he whines about politics and “wokeness” in gaming. He made a game called “Chad VS DEI Nazis” and (shocker) it was banned from every distributor except Itch.io. so now he says everyone who didn’t like it is this handsome AI fella.

Asmongold’s burner account

Funniest thing ever would be to buy the site then upload gay porn to it

Schrodinger’s closet, if you will. Everybody’s bi until they’re proven straight or gay

Schrodinger’s “woke unless it’s successful”

It’s woke because it’s making the “straight” guys confused