Oh good, you bought pre-peeled garlic that came in a plastic container rather than peeling the natural container it comes in…

He said the ashtray, not grandpa’s urn…

He just wants to be pure

I’m pretty sure you could get a full brand new desktop that is more powerful for much less than $1600…

You paid money for that shirt?

Yeah I’m not sure why they bothered arguing with either an obvious troll or an idiot.

That’s how you get a lot of carbon or other partially cooked food in your next meal.

What? Cherry tomatoes are good

Of course

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid

Especially the phrase slay queen.

Any Christian that finds this offense clearly doesn’t understand what their religion entails. This doesn’t say anything that the Bible already doesn’t and if they don’t like that then maybe it’s a problem with their religion…

Sounds like a Minnesota problem that my California ass wouldn’t understand…

No it’s Scott Pilgrim

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The first season doesn’t even come close to the worst things the gang did.

Mrs. Incredible has those dangerously thicc thighs

Damn, I’m glad my cats are better behaved…

Just look at Washington crossing the Delaware. He’s wearing a cape/cloak thing there

But on the other hand $20 is $20…