I would call Trump new anymore and besides I doubt Iran could bomb the US mainland anyway.

The Social Justice Warrior, leading the fight against social justice!

You know how they solved school shootings by making every student use those transparant backbacks? We can use the same material to make pants!

and white noise machines

Do you mean Karens or politicians?

Not to brag, but I have these in my house.

As Sting wrote in their song “Russians”: “I hope the Russians love their children too”. Turns out it’s the Americans who don’t love their children.

Duke Nukem Forever. As a teen Duke Nukem 3D was one of my most loved gaming experiences. Awesome game, came with easy to use level editor (Never got the original doom level editors to work back then). Played many many hours, made my own levels. Just plain loved the game.

Then the wait for Duke4Ever started and I waited, and waited and waited and (continue for 20 years so) and finaly got to play it.

It wasn’t bad really, it just wasn’t as fun as Duke3D was in my teens. It still had the same kind of humor, but never really hit any high notes. Weapons were limited, instead of having a weapon behind each number on the keyboard, now it was pick one up and drop one off.

Didn’t even try to see how the level editing was.

Maybe I’ll pick it up again if it’s a euro on Steam or GOG, as Duke3D still is loved childhood memory.

Played that for a short time, then lost track of it. Did love the intro.

The peace prize ofcourse.

240%? Please take note who is responsible for the zombie uprising this year.

5x 24 = 120. You’re not just immortal for the next 10 years, you have 1 in 5 chance to revive the death as well.

People will buy that. People will take on debt to affort it. Because for most people the PC is an appliance they use to watch Facebook and use Office. They don’t want to learn anything more than the bare necessities.

Big Tech has decreed you will use AI. Stop resisting and follow your masters wishes.

The calculator app is now a link to Copilot. You can ask it in natural language to multiply 2 by 3 and it will tell you “West Dakota”.

Have they started a Gofundme yet? Do Iranian missles have video footage?

Don’t change horses midstream

Fuck that, put those horses down and turn them into glue.

“Please mister truck driver can you sound the horn?”

If you know the TV series “Billionaires’ Bunker”, why not take inspiration from that? Rip them off buildinga fake nuclear shelter, create a fake narative and lock them up for good.

depends on America’s war aims

You mean distracting the masses from the Epstein files?

The issue is that we’re trying to put everyone on a linear scale A pants has a length and a circumference. Both can be measured in cm. How about putting both numbers on the size label and drop the random numbers they use now? Same applies for other cloths, all of those have a few specific measuring points. Again perfectly measurable and expressable in cm.