Phantaloons

I can see our headstone now.

“Wtf am I going to do?”
-Humanity
~50K BC - 2028 AD

Someone else do something!

Your purpose is whatever you decide it is. If you truly believe your purpose is pointless, so it is.

Like, right now?

…grab a torch, buddy. Take pics.

GLAD ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT FIRE KILL DECIMATE TRILLIONS!

turn over

“no, my fond is still browning”

I learned there were asbestos tobacco pipes like a week ago. Humanity really didn’t see any of this coming.

Asbestos tobacco pipes are insanely rare and collectible these days, though. No one dares smoke them, more historical discussion pieces.

Better get to making the most of it.

Some of us bought our hard drives before OJ Simpleton got elected. Fill em up now or regret it later.

Ebooks, 100%. Information density first and foremost, then comics/manga, then movies and sure, some TV, a copy of wikipedia, linux isos and tools, more isos, more tools, a few containers and a virtual machine disk of your choice - went with Debian.

Future’s fucked. I do my part to donate to whoever I think will turn the tide anyway, but… have a plan B.

I like the food alright. Their brand of communism that’s just an autocracy with a side of capitalism - in communist giftwrap gets me, tho.

Then again, we in the US do the same with freedom and liberty while restricting your life to the small sphere it allows you to afford.

Fuck both, kinda?

Monkey’s Infinity Paw

cuts everyone in half

But but magic universe stones!

Step away, from, the laptop.

looks at stack of ebooks

Let Babylon burn.

She’s no more a man than he is.

the license plate readers are essential for finding stolen vehicles

Nobody:

Humanity: We should track our vehicles by the one thing on them that comes off with four bolts and a pair of pliers.

Option E: “Walking around in the woods”

It’s kinda like washing reality off with the reality you can’t have.

“Yeah, why?”

“I did what yesterday?”

“I get that, but what kind of music are you into?”

I’d wager most leftists were liberals before becoming leftists.

So this may convert some new brethren!
Welcome aboard! Fill this glass bottle with gasoline and pass it on.