I bet you are a great teacher.

Oh, and Ensign? Tea. Earl Grey, hot.

Yeah, I don’t but i like the idea anyway

All those GSA leases have termination fees. I to deal with a few that were signed like right before Elon announced they were cancelling them all.

Sometimes a termination fee is millions of dollars.

Grey aliens aren’t actually aliens? They are evolved time traveling humans from the future.

Pale grey skin bc climate is destroyed and they can’t go outside. Smaller due to poor nutrition related to climate change. Big eyes for the lack of light and use of screens. Long fingers for typing.

I don’t actually believe in aliens or anything but I like the idea of this, if aliens were an actual thing.

The Fortnite game size on my Xbox is already like 180Gb or some other stupidly high number.

Not just your friend, but corrupt governments that just bailout WF rather than punishing them for numerous crimes.

i work for a large bank that is, as far as I’m aware, far less corrupt. I still feel incredibly guilty about it and I feel like I’m contributing nothing to society.

I thought they were already doing that? Isn’t ICE a sub sect of PB?

Car salesman.

Yup, immediately after the election, Bannon and some other MAGA asshats we’re saying “jk, we’re totally doing Project 2025”

How is WF still a functioning company? Ffs

I understand the idea behind this, but I always felt that it was a flawed concept.

Maybe my understanding of complex math is limited…but I’m gonna keep pretending I’m smarter than everyone while I enjoy life in my delusional kingdom.

Also this reminds me of the question “can god create a boulder so big that he can’t lift it?”

The concept of infinity is to mathematicians as god is to Christians.

EDIT: the above two statements were the jokey part of my answer, I thought it would be obvious but I guess not. ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!”

I like to play songs from Star Wars but it turns out the bar can override it. :(

Tally me banana!

That’s no cigar! And it’s not mine!

We JUST did this. I work in commercial real estate and we talked about it in 2018 but management chickened out. After the Pandemic, they forced us to go back for a year but moral fell to the lowest point ever and we couldn’t hire anyone.

Finally, it was time to decide on renewing our lease again and we switched back to remote. It’s been awesome and we’ve hired tons of people from our competitors who are pushing in office mandates.

I hope everyone keeps pushing their office to change. It’s possible.

Thank you for the clarification. I read this when I was half asleep.

For sure. You’re totally right. I just mean little girls freaking love TS (whether she earned it or not). If she paid for their treatment I know they’d wanna know.

(I realize this is a 2 yr old, I’m just speaking generally)

You get me. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞