It feels like “communist” can mean a lot of things (or many of those things (or nothing at all?)) depending on who says it. Additional clarification is required! If an old colonizer is referring to people as “pagans” that doesn’t really convey much about the pagans in question.

It’s my FAMILY TRADITION to blow leaves in every day of JANUARY you don’t understand god put them there to BE BLOWN

(not but really last January I heard so many leaf blowers. What are you blowing? Ghost leaves??)

Those bananas just became ripe and this guy chooses to eat a burger??

Ya done messed up a-a-ron

Clamping down on the affirmation bias right? Right??

No “normal” person (like me!) would be homophobic, if they are homophobic they’re probably “abnormal” (just like you!!!)

(sarcasm disclaimer: this is meant to be interpreted sarcastically)

This might be the best thing I’ve seen in a month

I have a deer outside my place that I call The Antichrist. I first encountered it while walking home at 3am and it hissed at me from inside a hedge.

Then it ate my tomatoes repeatedly, physically breaking the cages I’d used to attempt to prevent that. Then it stared at me through my window while peeing loudly (and breathing heavily) in another hedge. Sometimes I look outside and it’s out there on its hind legs trying to eat my land leech’s apple trees. It ate a cedar tree to death (they do not usually eat those) and I witnessed it eviscerate a small rhododendron with its antlers.

I know it’s the same deer because it’s fucking massive, blind in one eye, and walks with a limp. That and the evil. Most deer hold only hunger behind their eyes, but the remaining eye of The Antichrist is a well for something much more sinister.

Very interesting! Thank you for sharing

People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider’s webs. It’s not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go. - @crowsfault

^^^ I think of this often when times are tough, but I also think of this to balance it out

N- no! I don’t have legs! I’m not some leg-having freak! My pants just hide my stilts, not legs haha. That’d be ridiculous!

I can’t let them know that I have legs I can’t let them know that I have legs Ican’tletthemknowIhavelegs

For just 14.99 per month you too can simulate being a member of the exploiter class! Truly capitalism breeds innovation!

(or I guess it’s free for now (if you don’t value your data), but you get the idea)

My current self wants to look at more cute bees and sniff more sunflowers. It doesn’t matter if my future self wouldn’t care (on account of not existing), my current self still really wants to do more of that.

I mean it does help, but bad things will still happen and that’s not really your fault. Sometimes the world says no to everything, and that’s not because of anything in your power to change.

That’s why I got into necromancy! Bring them back, roast them, and now they have to (un)live with it forever

Hmm I think that I will work all day and give my landlord money and then maybe be free for a few years once my body and mind are failing (or I might die before that)

Existentialist violent extremist just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

No actually autistic people think “in black and white” and I’m not autistic so I do not think “in black and white.” I am very smart and correct (and good at logic)

It looks too perfect and kinda slimy so that’s how I know.

That’s santa, you just don’t recognize him because the picture is in greyscale so u can’t see his iconic red and white clothing