I learned that I’m the “don’t notice cues” type, but I learned to (kinda) read a room. After reading rooms for a while, I realized it was bullshit and started brazenly defying the stupid ones. It’s very fun to openly challenge management, btw

Yep! I’m probably completely blacklisted from Microsoft, feels pretty good

I watched Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first time in the midst of getting illegally fired from Microsoft. There were a lot of story threads that resonated with me at the time, and it helped stave off a worse mental health crisis than what I had.

The point of the pet rock wasn’t the rock, it was the manual

I accidentally scan all my items as bananas, because their system is so confusing

As a Minnesotan, 30°F is still shorts weather

Link is sus, phishing

!nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works

Miles wanted to go, but Bashir and Garak were getting married

I’d stop with the roundabout niceties and get to the point with the rest of your family. When extended family contacts you, just say something like “hey, I haven’t heard from you in a while! Living my best life right now. I appreciate you reaching out, but I’d like to minimize contact with people for a while. My parents know this, they were the first I told that I want to be alone for a while. I’ll reach out when I’m ready.”

When a human edits a photo, there are artistic decisions being made, even for someone who’s never used a photo editor before. When AI does it, it’s slop. The human can attempt to recreate unique things they saw in the bird. AI makes up whatever without reason or thought.

No😭😭😭😭

I’d say Michael Parenti

Uncle club!

Why the hell would it be a good thing to withhold knowledge from junior devs?

Something I found out recently is that some cow breeds have horns for both sexes, so not necessarily

That skeleton is jacked

Oh good, they found a menu too

That’s probably due to the second skin bandage

Some websites auto reject cookies, it blocks some ads (highly recommend something like adAway on F-droid), and every time you close the app, it deletes all cookies and history