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Now that’s a real shitpost!
Ah a French Press kinda guy
As an IBS sufferer, I know that poop is going to make an appearance, but I love my morning coffee, and that poop gets to be on my terms.
I got a doodoo in my butt and I don’t know what to do
You get a paper bag and an address
Then just kick back and let the dollars roll in
It’s batman!
Shatman
Skatman
I often think of that lyric “as the coffee commands the torture of my bowels…”
Can’t remember the artist presently, but it’s a lovely song, strangely.
edit it’s shearwater - ambiguity
I’m having my first post-coffee poop of the day right now!