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lanaluuu@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

No longer sad

sh.itjust.works

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No longer sad

sh.itjust.works

lanaluuu@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    This is a very accurate comic

    • NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth
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      It’s hard to be sad whilst looking at something beautiful

    • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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      The day my partner’s boobs don’t make me immediately happier I think I’ll take a long walk off a short pier

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        I also choose this person’s partners’ boobs.

    • VubDapple@lemmy.world
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      A natural antidepressant.

    • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world
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      Boobs have magical qualities

      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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        Exactly what I thought it would be.

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      No. It’s very dumb and dismissive to male intelligence. It’s assuming that just beca-- OoO, TITTAYS!!!

      Sorry, what were we talking about?

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      deleted by creator

      • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        Are you suggesting that men stop liking boobies after age 20? I have to respectfully disagree…

        • Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz
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          I remember my grandfather watching women’s volleyball when he was in his late 80’s.

          “They look pretty good! Have a beer with me.”

          • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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            You don’t get old, you just break down. Liking of breasts, however, is eternal.

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    Could someone flash me their boobs?

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      Best I can do:

      ( . Y . )

      • TIMMAY@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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        damn those are nice

        • diffcalculus@lemmy.world
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          ( o ) ( o )

          • TIMMAY@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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            fkn bolt-on’s

            • NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world
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              Yeah, naturals are uneven usually, like mine:

              ( O . ) ( o)

              The mole is benign.

              • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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                Moley moley mole.

              • limelight79@lemm.ee
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                Lemmy descended into a porn network so gradually I didn’t even notice it happening!

            • grue@lemmy.world
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              ( ⬡ ) ( ⬡ )

        • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          Damn, homie’s down bad.

      • ikidd@lemmy.world
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        Thanks, sugartits.

      • Honytawk@lemmy.zipBanned
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        Did you type that with your boobs?

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        Woah! They’re so great they even clip outside the text space!

  • Rickety Thudds@lemmy.ca
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    Imagine being such a simpleton you can’t be sad during sex.

    Couldn’t be me 😎

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      Truly low grade depression thinking on display here. Get serious scrubs.

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    Wish I was sad more often.

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      That would mean that you’re not looking at boobs more often.

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        congrats you got the joke

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          The joke was that they wish they didn’t have to look at boobs so much? Okay, well you give me too much credit. I don’t get it.

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            That’s because he’s wrong.

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      I mean, I could stab you in the foot? Y’know, just to help you out…

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    This is a boomer comic lol.

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      I was mad at you for calling me a boomer but then I saw my wife’s boobs so I feel better.

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        Your wife’s boobs always have a calming effect on me.

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          Surprisingly, so do your mom’s

          • It's A Faaaahhkeah!@lemmus.orgdeleted by creator
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            I prefer your dad’s tbh.

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      Dude, a lot of people love boobs. I would say even a majority of people do. This is a relatable comic.

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        Boobs might be the thing humanity can agree on the most, short of maybe “I like eating food”

        • nearly all straight men have the response from the comic
        • gay men at least agree they look pretty
        • straight women like the way they look and put a lot of effort into displaying them
        • lesbians obviously enjoy them but I really can’t speak for them
        • babies like milk

        So we’re at least over like 80% here I think in favour of boobs, with the remaining 20% not really even opposing but just not actively loving them.

        Anyways I’m gonna go ask my girl to text me a pic of her boobs

        • fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.deBanned
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          It’s not a question of liking boobs, it’s the assertion that any man’s emotional concerns can be immediately resolved by showing them boobs.

          Some men are working through genuine, heartbreaking events. I can assure you this comic isn’t very funny to them.

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            Well, yeah. I’m sure most silly comics aren’t very funny to them.

            I’ve been there, had a long and happy marriage break down through no fault of mine, nearly lost my farm, nothing brought me joy. Caught myself looking down the barrel of a gun at one point.

            That didn’t change my ability to smile at this boobs comic now. And to be entirely honest, it really did improve my outlook on life when I hooked up with an old friend, also divorced, who has a pair that you could dive into and forget to come up for air :)

            Sometimes the simple pleasures in life can help remind you that it’s worth living.

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      I found the comic amusing…so does that make me a boomer? Even though I’m not yet old enough to be a boomer?

      Is boomer a way of life rather than a generation?

      You know what…I’m just gonna go look at my wife’s boobs and forget this ever happened.

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        Boomer is just a way of calling a person of whom you don’t understand their lifestyle

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    Jesus this works so well on toddlers. Especially your own.

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      Hopefully only your own

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    This is me, just with feet soles.

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      Oh

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      How did you come up with the idea for the Marvin sequence in Pulp Fiction?

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      Hey man, love your best life 🤷

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    Spotted a suspicious lump?

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