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Don’t drink anymore, but a walk under the starlight used to be my fav. And if you’ve got a long walk home you’re basically sober by the time you show up
Same here! Some great memories come to mind reading your words!
Yeeeah, the cool night air as you ramble along and slowly sober up. Maybe stop to pee on a tree somewhere.
Tries to walk under the stars in the city: city light polution ruins it.
Tries to walk under the stars in the countryside: Starlink light polution ruins it.
one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn’t even have rosemary
You ever wake up from the best sleep of your life and think:
“Uhoh… the OVEN.”
My wife came home a few nights ago and I was already in bed, I heard her starting a meal in the microwave, not unusual. Next day I see the time on the microwave was 43:57, and the meal was still in there. Real glad she didn’t press start. She has no clue what time she was trying to enter. I like to theorize, due to the arrangement of numbers, she just punched the num pad.
They missed the “Drunk me keeps buying sober me presents from the Internet”.
Blackout Christmas! 🎁🎉
I never bought myself stuff while drunk, but I liked to go on twitch and subscribe to random small channels, and gift them games they wanted to play lol.
I am still waiting for my drunk self to buy myself a piano or some other instrument, so I have a reason to learn to play it, lol.
I’m the “guess I’m crying now” kind of drunk.
I get to have the novelty experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk
This is called getting old.
aint that the truth
thing is: that was already a thing when i was 17, so that’s just kinda how i react to alcohol
That was basically my reaction to alcohol my whole life, just get kinda eepy.
IME, you can overcome that by drinking more 👍
I don’t see “I am smart enough to know I can’t drive but dumb enough to think I can walk to Taco Bell from here”
(Not that I know anyone like that personally.)
Car dependency moment
And sometimes you get to try out all of them! In one night!
Many of us have been each of those types of drunks.
Oh. Oh, man. I’m not the only one…
(#4)
Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.
Do you need help, my guy?
It’s fine, bud light is good for staying hydrated
these are the three personalities of my ADHD
If the drinking goes on long enough, I will go through all of these phases.
What about the ones who get belligerent, try to fight the cops that get called than puke on the cops as they’re being arrested?
That’s I hate everyone guy.
No, I hate everyone guy hangs out with the cat or dog, Uncle Cletus throws fists with the cops.
I don’t know why but people who link videos without a brief description of what it is just drives me nuts.
Especially if it’s a Tom Cardy song that I somehow hadn’t seen yet. Wouldn’t have wanted to miss it - sharing the real party guest stereotype.
You start off as panel 1 then as you get more drunk you turn into panel 2 and after even more drinking you’re panel 4.
I stayed panel 4 even after getting sober
I’m the first and last and occasionally the other two
