My chest hair isn’t glorious enough.
Notice we never saw him topless again after the beard…
Hair has to come from somewhere. When I started growing it on my face it stopped coming out from the top of my head.
That’s called “The Sisko”.
Is it possible to learn this power? I’d like to have some hair moved.
I can count the number of chest hairs I have … I have one that continually grows to an inch in length right next to my left nipple … I call him Larry
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Local authorities.
General public
I can’t get my leg over the back of a chair.
A sense of fashion and social expectations. The recognition and acknowledgement that the true 80’s are gone.
The fact they don’t sell clothing like this.
just make it out of some leftover xmas wrapping paper
I just don’t have that Riker swag.
My obesity
Weird question but do you drink soda? I think soda is directly tied to health problems
Because I live in the part of the world where I would get frost bite for six months of the year if I exposed my skin … and the other six months of being eaten alive by mosquitoes and insects if I exposed my skin.
I’m Indigenous and there’s a reason why my face and hands are tanned and the rest of my body is white as any sun starved Scandinavian.
Cultural norms, in part, but mostly? Because I’d look [more] terrible.
Self-respect. Either too much or too little, take your pick.
Out of respect for everyone else’s sanity.
Shame
Not being ruled by dominant women. (🤤)
Gotta save some wonders for the future.
Work policy
