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graham1@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home

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Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home

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graham1@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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Local police officer Mark Woodside warmed up for a long day of work beating college kids peacefully protesting genocide by knocking around his teenage children who were trying to avoid him.
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    Satire is supposed to exaggerate

    • realbadat@programming.dev
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      It’s hard these days for Onion writers.

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        Their russian colleagues look like they’ve already gave up. It’s hard to joke at reality when the reality itself is a joke.

        Russian Onion alternative called Panorama tweets 'Well, fuck that'

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          What is that picture in English?

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            ‘Fuck that!’, commenting to a news story where Belarussian news agency announced another round of ridiculous repressions that are far beyound parody. I don’t know how alt text following pictures shows on all platforms, but I wrote the translation here. It’s a shame it doesn’t show for you.

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              I’m using Sync. Might be the app I’m using. But thanks for the translation! It’s straightforward but still hilarious lol.

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    Yummy.

    I won’t eat that onion, but I love them for baiting the hook.

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    Don’t forget their spouse. They love that practice.

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