Richard Scarry is awesome
Was. Sadly, he left us with all of the Busy Town books he had to write and illustrate in 1994. But he left a wonderful legacy.
A pig driving a hot dog is kinda gruesome if you think about it.
It’s all beef.
Oh, that’s fine, because there aren’t any cow people in Richard Scarry’s works.

Oh. Drinking milk has gotta be awkward, too!
The cows drink pig milk. 😉
It’s called pilk.

Lmao! “Deloinkful”
What are your thoughts on an Ouroboros but the front half is a pig and the back half is a hotdog?
That sounds delicious!
Well fam have I got a treat for you, this is the drawing I made for my first tattoo:
Boaroboros

Amazing.
That looks delicious!
Ever heard of the Tony Hawk blood skateboard? (Or skateboards? I dunno.)
“Hotdog car isn’t science fiction, it’s science fact.”
~Oscar Meyer, probably
“To beef frank, hotdog car isn’t science fiction, it’s science fact.”
Thank you for putting the correct quote.
Richard Scary is a GOAT of children’s fantasy.
Quite literally, sometimes!

Roal Dahl was better
Isn’t the concept of a pig driving a hot dog kinda low key horrifying?
No worse than my Honda Spinal AcCord
In the original Disney Three Little Pigs cartoon, the third pig has paintings of sausages and ham on his wall with labels under them like “uncle” and “grandmother.”
aren’t hotdogs usually beef?
Nah, it’s soy or smth. Impossible hotdog.
I mean we technically do have the hot dog car in real life, so that’s neat
And Teslas are kinda like the Apple version of a car. But they kill people.
I did not expect to see Lowly the worm on Lemmy today. Nice.
Lowly’s brown and that guy’s green. What, you’re saying all worms look alike??
Oh shit. Sorry for my inadvertent wormism. I haven’t seen the guy in like 40 years!
All my homies love lowly the worm 🥰
Wow that’s a blast from the past.
This… is not how I imagined the Apple car to look like…
The lawsuit is still pending.
BEHOLD! THE FUTURE IS NOW!!
Ok I’m giving up on trying to find an apple car. The search results are flooded with either stuff about the company Apple making their own car, or how to integrate their phones and apps with your own car.
This joke ain’t funny enough to keep going. Sorry.
Here’s a few, the trick I used was to translate “apple car” into other languages (Spanish, German), then search using the translations:
https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/601b52c9260000fa05c23591.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale
https://img.chefkoch-cdn.de/rezepte/2273261362839543/bilder/1192091/crop-642x428/apfelauto.jpg
Then the car turned itself into a pickle! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!
You could drive a hot dog or a pickle car…or you could drive a bi-plane car or tank that is attached to a steamroller tractor or a car made out of wood with saws.
Considering the reliability of the Wacky Races cars, that may not be the best idea.
If my options are crash and burn in an:
- An ordinary car, or
- A Telsa, or
- Wacky Race car
I am going to take the Wacky Race car. At least, there’s going to be a good story out of my death.
I had a giant Richard Scarry book when I was little, that was the shit
Where is goldbug hiding?
Cars with electric motors can be any shape. I am appalled that there is not a pattywagon for sale
for the record, cars with combustion engines can also be any shape
True. It’s just harder because you have to move the power around with mechanical linkages rather than just having a big ass cable
There’s the cheese slice car
Like a hamburgermobile?
Yeah from SpongeBob
Never heard of it
I’m not clicking that












