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The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Hitting your mid 40s

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Hitting your mid 40s

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The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world
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    One of god’s best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It’s up to you whether you’re in on the joke or not

    • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 downvotes here feels like Corporal Jones Dad’s Army is shouting out at us 😂

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    I can’t really afford doctors generally, but I was in another country soon after turning 40 and I decided to get a full checkup on the cheap. I was steeling myself for the prostate exam. Imagine my surprise and relief when they gave me a goddam ultrasound instead! Like they would for a pregnant lady! Cold gel on the belly and all. They gave me the exact volume of my prostate in decilitres. So yeah, that is apparently an option.

    • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thats pretty cool. I’ve worked for the NHS for years and never heard of that, but it makes sense.

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    Lucky you op. I’ve had nurses put suppositories and enemas up the backside as well as a gastroentoligist stick a finger up there.

    I’m only 27 but I’ve bowel disease.

    • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m sorry to read that. Is it curable or part of a longer condition you have to cope with?

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        Chronic disease so I’ll have to live with it.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    I want a doctor with large hands. 😏

    • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m reminded of a certain Tool song 😅

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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        You do an ænima before hand specifically so the doctor doesn’t end up with a stinkfist.

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      Bonk! Horny jail

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Look at Mr. Fancypants over here with his doctor.

    • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.worldOP
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      I bleedin wish.

      In the whole of 2022 I was sick and couldnt get anyone to see me. Managed to get 2 blood tests which gave me nothing. Finally got an appointment last May. Pretty much every GPs is like that now sadly.

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        Then when they do see you, they try to get you in/ out as quickly as possible without providing any actual help.

        • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.worldOP
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          Definitely. Though thats been going on since the Blair years tbh.

  • Darth_Mew@lemmy.worldBanned
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    id rather get ass cancer and die on the toilet

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      I’ve got ass cancer, no you wouldn’t.

      • Darth_Mew@lemmy.worldBanned
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        id literally rather have the cancer

        • smiletolerantly@awful.systems
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          Why?

          • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Either he’s a teen or early-twen who can’t fathom how horrible cancer actually is or he’s sexually insecure, fears to like buttstuff and believes that’d make him gay.

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            why for the down votes of course

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