brave of boebert to fight a battle of wits while unarmed
Going for that pacifist achievement.
Bobo couldn’t win a battle of wits with a damp sponge.
She’s as smart as she is tall
Lauren Boebert couldn’t win a battle of wits with a spoonful of guacamole.
She’s very weird.
This isn’t an article, it’s a Twitter thread.
Convenient for those of us who don’t have Twitter accounts
Most people will lose a battle of wits with Petey B. He’s friggin’ quick and incredibly intelligent.
Boebert would lose a battle of wits with a rock though.
She loses battles of wit with herself nonstop, publicly. I think we’re safe.
No surprise, I’m fairly certain that she loses battles of wits regularly with small animals and house plants.
I think she could beat a slice of bread with some effort.
Only if it’s sitting next to her in the theater though.
As much as I hate to speak in defense of her, I have, on occasion, been outsmarted by pets.
They have all day to plot. But so does Boebert
Rabbits are very intelligent.
She’d lose battle of wits against a stuffed iguana. She’s essentially unarmed
They call me Cuban Pete!
Was also thinking, “LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!!”
I’m glad you saw it, I restrained myself from adding… SSAAAAMMOOKKIINNNNN!!!
(Image: Lauren Boebert’s face from post thumbnail-- ¾ angle. She has a very forced, mostly terrifying smile. The image is edited with a crudely drawn witch hat and text reads, “I’ll grope you my pretty, and your little dog too”.)
The terming “pulling out” is lost on Boebert.
I like when she fails, but that was weak sauce and I feel robbed of my time for having read that.
Play to your strengths. Stick to giving handies.
Why was she never charged with indecency? Weren’t there kids around? Caught on camera, in a public space.
And, can IQ scores run in the negative?
Because as a congresswoman she fucks Americans in public all day. I’m sure people were just glad someone enjoyed it this time
Of course Boebert lost. She went into battle unarmed.
She should probably stick to beetlejuicing in the theater.
That was the tactic she tried on Pete but for some reason it didn’t work. It can’t be because he wasn’t interested because her pastor told her gay people weren’t actually real.
Weird. She doesn’t do so good with a male she can’t give a handjob to in a public theater with children there. Oh well…
