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Meldrik@lemmy.wtfM to Facepalm@lemmy.wtfEnglish · 2 years ago

Doesn't understand birth control pills

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Doesn't understand birth control pills

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Meldrik@lemmy.wtfM to Facepalm@lemmy.wtfEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • WraithGear@lemmy.world
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    You gotta use different colors to censor names. I can use context clues for this one, but some of these get crazy

    • CluckN@lemmy.world
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      Maybe they are schizophrenic

      • node_user@feddit.ukBanned
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        I used to be schizophrenic but we are OK now

    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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      They also didn’t censor the name in the reply.

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    Why would you need to take it every morning

    Because, like many women, if I don’t, I’ll just bleed to death. Which, while extremely metal, is a real rough way to die.

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      And your out-of-control uterus might cause polyps growth and scar tissue on other internal organs adjacent to it and damage everything, including itself!

      Which is how I personally justify being a birth control-consuming whore.

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    Oh please tell me this continues

  • Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works
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    In case someone as dumb as this person rapes her. Because she sure doesn’t want to have a baby with him.

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