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Lwaxana Troi@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago

"YOU. THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW."

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"YOU. THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW."

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Lwaxana Troi@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

    • pipes@sh.itjust.works
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      Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

  • Noxy@yiffit.net
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    Couldn’t you just, y’know…fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

    • TachyonTele@lemm.eeBanned
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      When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

  • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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    The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    “GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”

  • data1701d (He/Him)@startrek.website
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    Next day: there’s a mek’leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.

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    The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    This is not your doorbell. It’s run by nest.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    Ring Doorbell: “There is no glory here! Go away!”

  • Kabutor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

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    Dishonor on your AI!

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