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turnipjs@lemmy.ml to 196 · 1 年前

Lawnmower rule

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Lawnmower rule

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turnipjs@lemmy.ml to 196 · 1 年前
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  • Ellia Plissken@lemm.ee
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    the onboard AI is a little stupid, but it fertilizes the lawn as it cuts.

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Compared to the electrical self driving ones, this one has much better I and not even A

      • Ellia Plissken@lemm.ee
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        yes people are aware that sheep don’t actually run on artificial intelligence.

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          Except for the ones androids dream of.

        • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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          Yes, we all know it’s the birds that do that.

    • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml
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      “animal intelligence”

      • Ellia Plissken@lemm.ee
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        oh shit

        • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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          That’s the fertilizer

    • buzz86us@lemmy.world
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      It is self driving, and it will make your enough thread for a comfy sweater

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    Thats a good lawn mower, the best kind of lawn mower even

    • joranvar@feddit.nl
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      I hear the GOAT is even better.

      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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        Goat be GOAT

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Agreed. Although I use a reel mower instead, but only because I don’t have sheep :(.

  • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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    And it’s a ride-on??! Damn dude, what are you complaining about, I just have a stupid walk-behind.

    • Jimbo@yiffit.net
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      Yeah, don’t walk behind that one. Unless you’re Welsh.

  • luciole (he/him)@beehaw.org
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    One of these fancy self-driving lawnmowers I see. Not gonna lie I love the design.

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    Cottagecore Flintstones

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Flinstones method

  • buzz86us@lemmy.world
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    You try getting a self driving lawnmower on my budget… Does your lawnmower make comfy sweaters… NO I DON’T THINK SO

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      This is just good thinking tbh, if I could justify one I’d totally do it, not worth it for our few m² though.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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    What mother would say no to buying her son a lawnmower if he asked? If you want to mow the lawn that badly have at it.

  • taanegl@beehaw.org
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    Bruh, if I had that at home, I’d be riding Hansibald wearing pots and pans, surveying my land.

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