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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon is a tour guide at a museum

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Anon is a tour guide at a museum

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Frog@lemmy.ca
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    Fun fact: The first president to have a middle name was John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the United States.

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      I feel like you’re lying, but I don’t know enough about middle names to dispute it.

      Although, Washington didn’t have a mustache. That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

      And there’s never been a president with purple hair. Harris, I’m lookin’ at you. Be bold!

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        That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

        Oddly enough that was ALSO John Quincy Adams…

        Ok. Not really. He was the first to have sideburns.

        Lincoln was the first to have a beard.

        Grant was the first to have a mustache.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_with_facial_hair

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          Of course Wikipedia has the list of US presidents with facial hair. Because why not

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        What’s the presidential tattoo situation?

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          That would be Lyndon B. Johnson, who is said to have had a hell of a tramp stamp.

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            Is that what he was always showing people?

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              No. It was his Johnson.

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                He named it “Jumbo”

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          I believe both of the Roosevelts had the same tattoo, of their family crest

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        as an expert in middle names (been working with them my whole life) i can confirm it is true

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          As someone who works with middle names, maybe you can’t tell but this middle name is in a lot of distress.

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      OK what was it then? I’ve heard him being called John Quincy S. Adams at a local museum. Do you know what the S stands for?

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        John Quincy Skibidi Adams

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        Seymour

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          I thought it was SkiiinnEEEEERRR!

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        Smith, named after George Smith Washington

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      John S. Quincy Adams

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