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Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

You probably can recite 2 birthday songs from memory, but only 2.

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You probably can recite 2 birthday songs from memory, but only 2.

Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Happy birthday to you
    You belong in a zoo
    You look like a monkey
    And you smell like one too!

  • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works
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    What day is today?

    It’s Nibbler’s birthday!

    What a day for a birthday!

    Let’s all have some cake!

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      And you smell like one too!!

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    deleted by creator

  • yata@sh.itjust.works
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    *If you are a monolinguist native English speaker.

  • moody@lemmings.world
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    2 years ago

    You’re the birthday
    You’re the birthday
    You’re the birthday
    Boy or girl!

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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      You’re not alone. This was also my number two.

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    I know at least 4. This post is ridiculous

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    deleted by creator

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    Sin and sorrow from the air People dying everywhere Happy birthday Happy birthday

    • Valen@lemmy.world
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      Ahh. The birthday dirge. Classy.

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    Happy Birthday to you//Happy Birthday to you//Happy Birthday dear \ //Happy Birthday to you!

    Lisa, it’s your birthday//Happy birthday, Lisa//Lisa, it’s your birthday//Happy birthday, Lisa.

    This tracks.

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    For anybody who would like to have a 3rd song, this one is the best of them all.

    Happy birthday, Dick!

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      This is incredible

      edit: I’m stunned to find this seems to have been created with no humor intended.

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=h35mVU9oHfQ

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    There’s more than 1? I only know 1. Now I feel ripped off.

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    My gift to anyone celebrating a birthday is to not sing. There’s probably other gifts. but trust me. Insisting I sing… you’ll regret it.

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    https://youtu.be/TdIRrmNN_CQ https://youtu.be/cZH_jDIjWV4

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/TdIRrmNN_CQ

      https://piped.video/cZH_jDIjWV4

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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        Good bot

  • Chickenstalker@lemmy.world
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    A birthday means you’re one year closer to your death. The music that should be played is “The Last Post”.

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    It’s time to celebrate your birthday It happens every year We’ll eat a lot of broccoli And drink a lot of beer

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