People have run the numbers on this - Bezos is far richer than even the greediest dragons sitting atop their mountains of gold.
Looks moreike Gollum to me
At first I thought he was climbing his pile of gold but he’s definitely fucking it.
Maybe he gave up on being a dragon, but got inspired by DuckTales instead.
At least Scrooge McDuck gave a shit about his nephews.
explains the lizard skin
Becoming a dragon is so 2014. Try fucking a dragon instead.
You need to be a donkey for that to work out.
Or a car.
Or a scientist.
Or an Imperial Wizard.
Or a bard.
And my axe…
Dragon sickness*
“When I Grow Up” is a great song by Fever Ray (Karin from The Knife).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvpxso4IVoE
When I grow up
I want to be a forester
Run through the moss on high heels
That’s what I’ll doBot?
A Fever Ray bot?
That would be pretty niche. I’m not going to confirm or deny.
