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He came not to be served, but to serve…
…,you your own ass!
“Turn the other cheek” practice.
Whenever some asks ‘What would Jesus do?’ remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.
He gonna be distributing PAIN
The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.
Oh… fighting huh.
Show up at 6:00 to find out!
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No on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
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See ya next Monday.
It’s for a 13 person gangbang, Last Supper reenactment.
“Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids.”
Fightin’ the good fight
No! It’s a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.
This fahking guy keeps trying to kiss my cheeks again! Cmon man! Its 6pm! I’ll see you outside in the parking lot!
Chof God!
