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mautamu@midwest.social to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

A thing about Santa...

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A thing about Santa...

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mautamu@midwest.social to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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    • ilikecoffee@lemmy.world
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      Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

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    But Christmas miracles only happen in the lies adults tell to children…

  • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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    have you been a CEO this year?

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    It would be a better world if karma was real.

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      Idk, I don’t particularly want to turn into a fly because I was born the wrong caste and had to steal to survive

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    Haha this could be an ad for [Violent Night] (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt12003946/)

    Not saying it is, but I saw that film yesterday and it had a similar theme.

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    Christianity be like

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    I wish Krampus was real and visited greedy adults.

    Imagine how great the world would be if the most effectively greedy sociopaths that basically rule our civilization with an iron fist to drive up their ego scores were simply, magically dissappeared every December 25th for trying to bribe or blackmail their 3 ghosts instead of listening to them.

    As a parent, I would love to be able to look my kid in the eye and honestly tell them not to be greedy, because bad tidings come for the greedy people at night, instead of teaching them to fear them because they’ll mow you down for an extra nickel if they can as they do.

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