Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD 3000): min - 23°C, max - 39°C. 25% chance of at least 1mm rain
Temperature peak expected by 4pm. Cool change expected by 11pm

Not a good day to be fluffy :(
This fluffy boy reckons it’s a perfect day for lap snuggles. Not sure I agree but he’s hard to say no to.

Gibson’s ancestor were peak predators of the saharas. They can handle a little heat don’t worry
I think i need to remind her lol
My ginger fluff is melting but in front of the air con, but the black one is outside (in the run) basking in the hot sun, comes inside to cool off then goes back out. Black cats are weird.
Mine seems to hate being in front of fans. He’ll avoid the air flow of one. Weird little guy.
Gypsy has come for a visit. The cats are unimpressed.

Pats for Gypsy’s soft head.
Gypsy is beautiful 😍
What a sweetheart!! I wanna cuddle her!

This is from Bing’s front page.
hrmm I’m gonna let someone else try that first.
You’re dead so you don’t notice the rust?
it is technically correct
Tech support for p’s on boxing day :(
The speed at which that generation will throw up their hands and say it’s all too hard never ceases to amaze me.
I had it at the inlaws yesterday, only he changed his Admin password from what I set it to and doesn’t know what it is. I didn’t have a USB on me that can boot to a live Linux image and hack that.
So I’ll need to go back in a day or two. 😭
Happy Boxing Day everyone!!
A general reminder to you all: Do not set things on fire today.
I don’t want to set the world on fiiiiirreee
I just want to start
A flame in your heartThat’s still a fire! Coppers are on their way to arrest you
Actually I think that’s ok, it’s only fires in the open air that are prohibited. So as long as you don’t rip the heart out and set it on fire outside it does not break the fire regulations.
Fire expert to the rescue
Oh no the po-po! Those wannabe gangsters won’t take me alive!
Get yourself a suit of armour! You can take em’
Fingers crossed everybody heeds that and you have a nice peaceful day.
Work is over for the day & I finally have two days to myself, yay! Time to start catching up on all the cleaning and gardening I need to do…
Christmas is nice, but it is a bit hard to fit everything in when you don’t have any time off and I have fallen a bit behind on a few of those not completely vital chores.
Everyone remember to layer up, put the heater on, and have plenty of hot drinks at hand. We’ll get through this one
No. It’s the real aussie Christmas today. You have permission to sink beer and watch the cricket in the nude.
Ideally in a kiddie pool
instructions unclear. The hot drinks are layered up, the hand is on the heater.
Done and done.
The wind is really picking up out there.
I just got out of the pool cause the wind was genuinely making it not just cool, but actually cold
It’s gross out there and the sun is starting to poke through too.
I had the windows open driving home, it was like a hair dryer was going off in my car.
Hahaha. A free blow dry.
Best thing about today: hot cross buns go on sale
Fuck I could so go for a warm chocolate hot cross bun today 🤤
But bloody bugger you for reminding me they exist, because I’m gonna be craving them all day now!
Konstas has not disappointed. This is hilarious 🏏
What a gun. I wish I had some of that 19 year old confidence and invincibility (and skill)
It’s been a good watch. He’s done well
So good.
Damn, he’s been bowled out. :(
Last night I had a really nice dream. In it I was in a happy and loving relationship with someone who cared about me. It didn’t even last that long, but in the dream I felt like it had been longer.
I’ve been thinking about it all day. She didn’t even have a face, I just remember hugging her and thinking about how comfortable I was.
One of those not-nightmares that feels like one in retrospect
I had one of those during a rough patch 6 or so years ago. It honestly kind of restored my hope and optimism, and I was thinking about it for the next month. I’ve never had a dream like that again
It just made me feel really shitty. I fell in love with my bed time hallucination. Feels pretty pathetic to me.
I’m just having a whinge though. I’ll be fiiiine
I get a few of those dreams every now and then. It always feels good at the time, but after waking it’s terrible. I always feel so sad and lonely afterwards and a part of me always wants to go back. I’m pretty sure these kinds of dreams are fairly common to experience, but I’m not sure if that’s any solace.
Anyone interested in doing the Hobart to Hobart with me next year? We just float around on a boat in Hobart and sink some piss. If asked we claim we finished really early.
Sure. Are you supplying the boat coz I don’t have that kinda dough, Mr Moneybags?
“This boat? Stolen?! Nah mate we just found it out here”
I know nuffin. I’m here for the free booze.
Having experienced a really terrible harbour cruise in Hobart many years ago I am very reluctant to step foot on a boat there again. Actually, I’ve had a terrible cruise experience on Sydney Harbour too. I think I’ll stay on dry land.
It’s a sleepy day today. Made the trek in the heat to get cat food for the extended cat family and now I’m done.
Braved the shops to get groceries for dinner. Apart from the heat, it’s not that busy actually. Plenty of parking and roads weren’t mad.
Very surprised.
Ducked to my local shopping centre and there were heaps of parks and bored looking sales people.
I’ve had 3 days of eating very too many desserts. No regrets.



















