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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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    That was a wild ride, but it stuck the landing.

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I mean the title question would be super illegal. The thing he did is probably fine if its in a bag and especially fine if he didnt hit anyone with it.

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      It probably could constitute assault, even without hitting someone

      • kubica@fedia.io
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        I’d say about the same level of assault than the christians gathering to call other people murderers.

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          It’s too bad the ‘powers that be’ will probably get really mad something was thrown near their sister or something

        • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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          Unfortunately, “they deserved it” isn’t really part of the law.

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            I propose we pass a law that officially makes "he needed killin’ " a legally admissible affirmative defense. If you can prove to the jury, beyond a reasonable doubt, that someone just needed killin’, you can’t be convicted of murder.

            I’m sure this won’t have any horrific negative side effects whatsoever…

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              Well tbf cops already do that and it’s going as well as you expect it to

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                deleted by creator

            • grissino@lemmy.world
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              George Carlin - List of people who ought to be killed

        • zout@fedia.io
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          Don’t be so sure about that, consider that raw chicken will be a good carrier for diseases. On the other hand, if those christians aren’t vaccinated they would also qualify for this.

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        It’s biological material too which often has legal implications.

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      Throwing something at a person is battery, pretty much everywhere in the US.

      You could also make an argument that it’s “discharging bodily fluids” or some weird kind of “disturbing the peace” type of offense predicated just on disturbing other people around you, but it definitely would be battery.

      • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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        What if you throw a car battery at someone? Is that double battery?

        • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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          Battery2

        • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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          That’s a AA battery

        • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Only if the battery is charged

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            Are they discharged if it’s not?

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        Infinite battery glitch found. Time to plug them into my controller.

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    Eggs would be more akin to a fetus than raw chicken.

    Maybe setup a food truck across the street making breakfast sandwiches and see how many of those protestors buy. Then donate all the profits to the clinic.

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      I like the cut of your jibs

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    Legend.

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      The hero we didn’t know we needed, we didn’t know we had.

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    You’d probably get prosecuted for terrorism if you tried that, just on vibes

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    To the original question:

    Would that be considered desecrating a corpse?

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      It depends on the age of the fetus, and the local laws. In the Netherlands where I live the fetus is by law not considered a baby (not sure on the terminology) until the 24th week of pregnancy, so anything before that is considered not to be a human body (again, by law).

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    LoL.

    What is this site.

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      RIP Yahoo Answers

      They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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        PREGANANANT

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      A joke. It isn’t supposed to be believable.

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        The proportion of users that don’t recognize Yahoo Answers will only increase :(

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    Based

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