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Dude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
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This is why you don’t piss in the dark. You piss in the soft glow of your phone screen.
The bowl nightlight on my new bidet was a head scratcher for a couple weeks until my brother came over and knew immediately what that’s for. Peeing at 3am without sitting down.
