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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Johnny Bravo@lemm.ee
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    Does that mean he prefers vaccinated men?

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      I sure hope any person, regardless of gender/identity, stays the fuck away from taters

      • Intralexical@lemmy.world
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        Tater tots are great, though.

      • gnuplusmatt@startrek.website
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        What’s taters, precious?

        • Blyfh@lemmy.world
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          Boil him, smash him, stick him in a prison!

  • Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works
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    Putting cobra in front of your name is cool af, if you’re 12.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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      Man can’t even say he just really liked the Karate Kid.

    • Alfi@lemmy.alfi.casa
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      Says the guy with stoned in his name

      • Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works
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        My mental age is 12 tho so it’s cool

        • Alfi@lemmy.alfi.casa
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          Then you’re allowed

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          deleted by creator

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        OP’s name is an amusing pun. Cobratate is just pathetic.

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          Removed by mod

    • 0x2d@lemmy.ml
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      *10

      wait, no 9

      💀

  • madcaesar@lemmy.worldBanned
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    In rated news: Vaccination of women has skyrocketed in recent days!

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    Wow, I didn’t realize Andrew Tate got murdered.

    Good job Steph!

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    Imagine how many people would get vaccinated if it kept people like him away? They would sell like methamphetamine.

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      It kinda already does though.

      Just put stuff like “I’m vaccinated” or “abortion is a human right” or “we shouldn’t kill queer people maybe”, and that weeds out at least 60% of the bad actors.

      Basically don’t make your bio as widely appealing as possible. Make it as unappealing as possible to the people you don’t want in your life. A filter, not an advertisment.

      • jarfil@lemmy.world
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        “we shouldn’t kill queer people maybe”

        Wait, shouldn’t kill “maybe”?.. 👎

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          That’s just for comedic effect. Obviously I don’t think “maybe” especially considering I am included here lmao.

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            Oh noes, did I forget the sarcmarc again?

            (honestly considering using this full size monstrosity going forward, no sarc)

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              I’m sorry, but your comment didn’t read like sarcasm at all

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    Is he still locked up in that Romanian prison?

    • tidy_frog@lemmy.world
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      House arrest

      • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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        That isn’t true anymore. They did have house arrest, but according to this article… The court in Bucharest on Friday said the release comes on the grounds that the brothers do not leave the Municipality of Bucharest and Ilfov county without prior approval from the court.

        They still need to report in daily, and can’t contact any of the victims.

        I don’t know why they get this much luxury.

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          $$$

        • Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
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          Oh bugger. Here I was hoping they locked him away for good.

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    I don’t sleep with vaccinated women

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    • SternburgExport@feddit.de
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      I don’t sleep with vaccinatet women

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        I don t sleep with vaccinatet women

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    One of my all-time favorite burns

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    I wonder why she was surprised by that … ?

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    Oh really Tate? Do you always ask if they’ve been vaccinated before you drug and rape them?

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