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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois

www.wilx.com

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Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois

www.wilx.com

fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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“A great lake deserves to be named after a great state.”
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    There has also been no word on if the state of Indiana was consulted.

    Glad to see the reporter having some fun with this.

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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      No mention of Ohio. Like it should be.

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    This is great. Maybe officials from all over will rename places had make google add all the different names as per their policy. Imagine taking an interstate road trip and having place names keep changing on google maps as you cross state lines.

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      I can’t wait to hear UK announce some changes to their official maps.

      Does New England sound better than Virginia? How about New Albion?

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        I’ll take New Albion. It’s time for a change. England had their turn.

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      If Canada renames Lake Michigan/Illinois to Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo, would Google label it as Lake Michigan (Lake Illinois (Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo))? What if Québec wants to spread some French to it too?

      Edit: updated Lake Manitoba to Lake Ontario 2 because it’s funnier

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    To the people reporting this: Yes, it’s a prank by the governor. But he really did so it, even as a prank, and the news covered it. So the story can stay.

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    The proclamation has been forwarded to Google to ensure the world’s maps reflect this momentous change

    😘👌😆

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    In other news, Lake Erie is still haunted by ghost pirates that nobody cares about.

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of this Ohio Buckeyes championship!!!

      • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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        It’s those iron pirates again….

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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      Poor guys. 🥲

    • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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      The tragedy of the Edmund Fitzgerald -shakes head-

    • littlewonder@lemmy.world
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      Ugh, classic whataboutism. You’re probably the commenter in every great lakes thread saying, “bUt whAT AbOuT thE laKE eRiE gHOSt PiRatEs?”

      People can care about Lake Michigan and Lake Erie ghost pirates at the same time–this post just isn’t the time and place to center them in the conversation.

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    UK declares US to be called “United Colonies”

    • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world
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      “The Sort of United Colonies Kingdom” or The SUCK

    • ImADifferentBird
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      The “Revolting Colonies”.

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    In all seriousness, language and word choice are a very big part of propaganda and influence. It’s not an accident that we are discussing “death tax” instead of “inheritance tax”, or that you see reports of “looters” vs “survivors/scavengers”.

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      So true. We’re manipulated daily through the power of words… what to buy/where to buy it, what to wear or eat, who to vote and not vote for, what to think and believe, how to live, now how to die even, etc. We need to open our ears more and really listen to what’s being told to us.

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        Something I found very eye-opening was the Wikipedia editing guidelines/style guide. Specifically, they had (have?) section on weasel words.

        Once you see these types of manipulations laid out, you start to see them everywhere.

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          Sorry, what are weasel words? Never heard that term. One I find fascinating is the way music and lyrics are paired together… people will happily ingest and dance and sing along to some of the most destructive lyrics, as long as the music is pleasurable to them.

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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_word

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              Thanks.

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    As a Michigander I declare Illinois is now South Michigan

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      As a fellow statesman, I would like to propose that we ready ourselves for war. Surely we can take Illinois of all places, right? Maybe we can get a Lower peninsula to go with our upper, seems like that’s what happens when we get really pissed up here.

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    California should declare Lake Tahoe to be called Tahoe Tahoe.

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      Lake on California side

      Tahoe on Nevada side

      (It’ll look right on certain maps)

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      Well the same logic that makes it the golf of America makes it the Californian Ocean.

      All faulty logic, but from their perspective, it should be the same

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      Use this opportunity to retake the Baja Peninsula.

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        Use this opportunity to retake the Baja Peninsula Alta California.

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    Wait, we can just declare shit? This changes everything.

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      The World looking at the US: … HWUATTTTT!!!

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    This is the funniest shit I’ve read today

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      Honestly these micro-dick edge lords renaming things has been a pleasant diversion over the last few weeks.

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      Are you using the center point by surface area instead of the center point by mass!?! 🤮🤮🤮

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    The Atlantic ocean is now “the moat”.

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      “The Pacific” is now “NordVPN Presents: The Pacific”

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