Baron Harkonnen vibes.
The Baron at least had some style
We should not shame him for his body.
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We should shame him for what a terrible piece of garbage human being he is.
What if we did both?
Is this picture photoshopped, or does he actually have this much of a belly?
AI generated. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-photo
These are real though: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-in-mykonos
Bro built like a deep breath.
Now this is a rare insult
And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.
Forget about Vantablack. Elonwhite is the new color de jour. It’s so fucking white that no light is absorbed at all.
That is not a normal human shape…
Instead of losing weight he’s been sucking his gut in or wearing a girdle. Joe Rogan has the same torso.
From what I’ve heard (code for too lazy to google rn) it was because he had liposuction, but kept up his shitty diet so the fat piled on weird.
That’s entirely possible as well. If you remove fat cells from one area, the others will pick up the slack.
Wow, he’s camouflaged for the boat
I have no clue and I dont care. I will share this and many more forever! Fucking garbage bag of oatmeal!
Spreading AI slop helps no one.
Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.
A literal bathtub full of literal feces would actually be more attractive.
Why share a fake AI image to roast someone? There are plenty of real photos to laugh at
Im playing at their level! I dont care whats real or not
Excellent reference!!
He’s looking for a milk bath to snort his worm poop in.
What did he scrape his tum tum on?
He’s on his period.
I’d say a skinny Jabba.
Sentient mayonnaise
Into the gulf of me, X & co please !1!!
