Especially this Monday, which is the mondayest Monday because it got to you an hour earlier than you expected.
Not me, I slept through my alarm and got up at the time my body thinks is normal.
Started a new job today. Been sitting In a conference room by myself for a remote orientation while the mic cuts in and out and I try not to die from blahhhh
someone is placing bets on your itchy nostrils.
Because being unemployed feels even worse.
Why is gengar wearing a tie?
Because he’s very important.
Casual Friday isn’t for 4 more days
Who are you? The Fashion Police??
Damn dont I relate to this so much. God, please, just give me a remote job. Me a year later: thank you for calling <company> support. My name is dis_honestfamiliar, how can I… Yes sir. No sir. Well sir… Umm… Goes on to explain how the product works in detail. Customer still asks a questioned on something I have already mentioned. Sends I formation again. Customer confirms. I asked for their feedback blah blah blah without mentioning my job depends on it.
Working during Ramadan is tiring. First week with all the students back.
One of the centrifuges let the magic smoke out so I get to lug that over to the equipment shop.
Edit: My workplace quite literally just implemented a hiring freeze. I’m glad I just got in, and I hope they don’t fire me because I’m still probationary and it took MONTHS to get this job. (Started working here in November 2024)
Edit 2: I work in a university.
Edit 3:
The daily after party makes up for it though
True, but I’m also trying to lose weight. First week is always extra and I did go a bit hard.
You and me both brother
Instructors and UTA be like:
I remember the first time I worked with human blood. In hematology class, we learned how to clean up blood. As we were loading up our capilairi tubes into the centrifuge, I noticed a drop of blood had been spilled.
Impressive, I thought. Good thing there’s enough time to clean that up, I thought. I go and grab the sds, alcohol and paper tower from the table closeby. I turn around to see people leaving.
Already spinning.
I learned that day, to never trust anything. Not the equipment, not myself, and especially not other students…
Ooof. How bad was the clean up after that?
Edit 2: working with human blood always sketched me out despite having proper training.
Edit: I briefly worked in a CLIA lab.
Don’t know. It was a droplet. My guess is that the centrifugal forces spread it out so much, that it was no longer visible. I could not find where. So I simply told the instructor and left it at that.
It is indeed Monday, my dudes
The monkey paw curls.
Would you have begged god for that job if you didn’t have to pay for your food and bills?
Joke’s on you, I’m a janitor at a high security facility working there when no one else is around at a time where if anyone in the world tried to reach me they’d be taken out by armed guards for tresspassing in a nuclear plant.
As an introvert they’re paying me to spend a few hours in Heaven cleaning.
me checking my email to see if musk has fired me yet:
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I hate how accurate this is for a job that I used to have.
Hey that could be me in this image.
yeah, I’m “grateful” for it. Albeit, about as grateful as I’d be for a kick in the nuts instead of a bullet in the head.
I work for the state so we are off for spring break this week :)
I got 1 day and I work for a university. Its not so bad though, I was able to leave earlyish most days.
