Blåhaj Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.

message-square
message-square
5
link
fedilink
202
message-square

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.

Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
message-square
5
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 years ago

    Is this just real life?

  • coaxil@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    2 years ago

    That you Shinji?

  • Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    I think you experienced Third Impact.

  • nieceandtows@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    Somebody needs to read you your Mirinda rights.

  • AnthoNightShift@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    Jokes likes that are soda-pressing.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.world

dadjokes@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !dadjokes@lemmy.world

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

  • Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
  • Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
  • Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
  • Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 259 users / day
  • 865 users / week
  • 1.47K users / month
  • 5.3K users / 6 months
  • 168 local subscribers
  • 21.4K subscribers
  • 1.49K Posts
  • 6.53K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • loopy@lemmy.world
  • UI: 0.19.13
  • BE: 0.19.13-modified
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org