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Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!
Feces are free and widely available
Pig blood sends a better message though
Not as easy to find tho … feces can even be manufactured on the spot if you’re creative and discrete enough
I’d pick a projectile that can easily be sources and doesn’t have genetic material that can be tied back to me
If you are worried about genetic material … animals feces are a good option … if you don’t have a dog or cat, I’m sure a friend with pets could lend a hand with source material
“can even be manufactured on the spot if you’re creative” oh yeah, I’m in!
“and discrete enough” I’m out!!
If you’re willing to murder a cop on their car you might as well burn it down
Adjudicated rapist, inmate #P01135809, formerly known as the former presidential placeholder but is now currently known as the current presidential placeholder says: “Shut up about egg prices.”
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Do it like they did against a Hungarian far-right leader: use dogshit.
Take a shit on the roof instead
Preprocess the egg
A rice grain the tire valve, cap back on,.slow leaks
This is what the Tire Extinguiser group does, long may they continue.
They usually do it in the late evening, though. To make sure the tyre is sufficiently drained to be unmissable when the car is likely to next be used.
Long, medium, or short grain rice? Or does it not matter
I was about to look up what E66 is
We’ve been throwing cheese slices on them in Wisconsin. It’ll be more fun when it gets hot.
Based on a recent experience, dried flaxseeds are like concrete.
These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren’t they.
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