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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing

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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercial fishing. “Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump […]
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    In these days I can appreciate a headline that actually makes me laugh.

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    Fisherman breaking down homeowners doors like the local SWAT team demanding you reveal where your fish tank is

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      They fly a chopper over your yard with a bucket and now they have all your fish

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