Do people just know names of patterns and have a favorite?
Paisley. I finally can stop calling it “that paramecium design”.
Paisley shirts were all the rage at one time
Why would you want to stop calling it that!?
Excellent question.
Flashback to when you used to be able to make stuff like this your desktop background, just changing the pattern, color, and if it would fill/tile/stretch etc.
oh, its vermicular michaelis. right.
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Next you’re gonna tell me you don’t have a favorite bacteria.
Don’t bacilli, everyone has a favourite bacteria.
Don’t be so cocci! Not everyone likes the same vibrio. I hope that doesn’t sound too savagella.
Yea a lot of people do.
Welcome to Fresh Air; I’m your host, Seersucker Gesualdo.
Hello, I’m Singleton Uematsu, welcome to NPR. Prepare for a major release of applause for the architect behind a truly class-ic framework, a gem of a developer: David ‘The Rails Alchemist’ Heinemeier Hansson!
What do you mean “we were not talking about software programming patterns”?
You made me look it up. Uematsu isn’t dead
Singleton is your favorite pattern? We can’t be friends anymore
That’s fine, they can only have one instance of a friend at a time anyway.
Factory Marx kind of slaps
“I’m Gingham Hoon and this has been Cereal: Solving the Mystery of Breakfast. Join us next week as we explore the Toast Timing Paradox”
I’m CADPAT Guthrie and I want to remind you that the second amendment includes liberals
I’m Tied-dyed Garcia, and this is NPR.
Why do I feel like the music cue after that statement is this.
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There’s a fun game called “NPR host or Star Wars character?”
See how many you can get right!
Razia Iqbal
Cikatro Vizago
Kai Ryssdal
Ofeibea Quist-Arcton
Douali Xaykaothao
Jek Porkins (lol)
Edit: Answers: only the second one and the last one are from Star Wars. The rest are NPR
I’m Fractal Morrison, and you’re listening to NPR
Now here’s Concentric Lamb with the weather.
i’m Penrose Cash, filling in for Houndstooth Shakur, and you’re listening to NPR.
“I’m Herringbone Bowie and this is All Things Considered.”
I guess I’m… Plain Mercury?
Solid Mercury.
Which is pretty cold…
0K… I’ll stop.
Hi, it’s you brother Polka Dot Mercury here.
Fractal Knopfler
Don’t you scare me like that
Ah shit, it said deceased, sorry 😔 !
I’m Calico Morrison, and coming up next on The Delicious Dish, Pete Schweddy returns once again to give us a look at the methods his family has used to raise each pig that goes into a succulent Schweddy Wiener. So stay tuned and open your ears for Schweddy hogs, here on NPR.
First time long time here. Does Pete see the cost of Schweddy Balls going up with current market conditions for North American farmers?
Well I don’t see a lot of happy hogs in our future, caller. My balls have never been in greater danger of being trampled by government officials. Imagine all our hogs are one package, and that package is about to be shoved into a dark, dirty, stinking hole. Unless we firmly grab that package and give it some sort of twist, American farmers are going to find it increasingly difficult to raise their hogs in the coming years.
Live, from Chicago’s famous Studebaker Theater, I’m Herringbone Winehouse sitting in for Peter Sagal on Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me. Today’s guests have all been rounded up by ICE, so Bill Kurtis and I will exchange obscure yet witty barbs while a sad trumpet plays a downtempo version of the Wait Wait theme in a minor key.
