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- usa@midwest.social
Former President Joe Biden was diagnosed with an “aggressive form” of prostate cancer, according to a statement from his personal office Sunday, and it has spread to his bones.
“Last week, President Joe Biden was seen for a new finding of a prostate nodule after experiencing increasing urinary symptoms. On Friday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, characterized by a Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5) with metastasis to the bone,” the statement said.
Why couldn’t this be Don instead.
Only the good die young.
82 is young?
Well he was a genocide supporter.
Good point. I guess that is pretty young for a genocide supporter.
/s
He wasn’t that good lol
Trump wouldn’t ever release that information publicly and even has a personal doctor insist that he’s the healthiest person ever despite being almost 80, only eating fast food, never exercising, and a well known stimulant addiction.
Trump could be on deaths door and we’d never know.
If he does die of natural causes in office though you know the reds will claim the “libs” did it.If trump knew he was going to die he’d probably claim that he was poisoned by the democrats to at least see some more violence committed for him.
I genuinely don’t think he has the mental capacity to grasp his own mortality.
Coming soon
Not soon enough.
I’m convinced at this point that Trump will live forever in a cyborg body just to spite me
“Israeli attacks forced the European Hospital, the last hospital in Gaza for cancer treatment, to cease operations, the Health Ministry said on Thursday.”
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If he really wants to fuck up Trump’s parade, he’ll die the day before it happens. The news cycle will be on Biden for the next few days and Trump’s ego show will be a pathetic side note.
luckily the cancer is still hormone receptor positive, meaning it response to anti-hormone therapy, which usually has more favorable outcomes(just like with breast cancer that is susceptible hormone therapy), if it was hormone negative, it implies a more aggressive type of cancer that is harder to treat. but metastasize already lowers your chances(in general prostate cancer is somewhat slow growing) but bidens mustve had a aggressive version that is still susceptible to antihormone therapy.
Once it’s out that he is getting some kind of hormone-related therapy, the MAGAs will start calling him Trans, saying he was the first Trans president, and the Dems hid it from the world.
They’ll insist on talking about it, forcing it to eat up media time and resources that should be investigating HitlerPig’s crimes.
The man had one foot in the grave his whole presidency.
And yet we keep electing old people
The parties do, not the people.
The people just voted for the old racist guy instead of the younger woman.
If the Dems would have had a proper primary and campaigned on defined goals instead of nebulous feelings and orange man bad, they could have won.
The weak and poorly defined platform cost them 6 swing states. They pissed off the Amish and the Arabs, which really hurt them in Pennsylvania and Michigan. They didn’t campaign for the Latino voters very well, which should have been a slam dunk given the deportation platform Trump had, which impacted the swing states considerably.
The Dems need to seriously rethink their strategy for 2028 or they are going to lose again. 2026 at this point is looking shaky in both directions, so the Dems need to get their shit together immediately if they are going to stop Rep issues progressing into a 2028 victory.
Boy you moved that goalpost real quick.
The goalpost was always win the elections. It hasn’t moved since 2000, Dems just keep trying to redefine how far the endzone is while they field the B team that the franchise owners like instead of solid players the fans want to see.
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The people just voted for the old racist guy instead of the younger woman.
Boy you’re just going in circles now moving goalposts. Ciao.
No they didn’t, he cheated, and we ALL know it.
Cancer has the right to protect itself
Bruh. You made me chuckle one of the most unethical chuckles of my life. God damn your sense of humor
And now we enter that awkward period where we’re supposed to show only kindness to someone who’s dying, because they’re dying, even if they’re a horrible fucking person.
Biden’s support for genocide handed the presidency to Trump, and between those two things, he’s enabled some of the greatest evil I’ve witnessed in my lifetime.
Fuck you, Biden. You made this world a worse place. The cancer in your ass doesn’t make you worthy of respect or undo the giant middle finger you gave to humanity. Your only value was that you weren’t Trump; take away that contrast and you’re just another evil sack of shit.
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Yes!!! Yes!!! This is it!!! Yes!!!

Not the kind of “aggressive pro-state” we needed, but the “pro-state” we deserved.
Fuck, that’s as dark as it is clever
Well, I hope the doctors have a very sterm and frank phone call with the
invadercancer.Call Schumer. He’s always got a weak message of strength in the chamber. He’ll show that cancer who’s boss (it’s cancer).
I wonder how many people his support of genocide killed. But we’re supposed to care about him or wish him well? No. I dont think I will.
So this guy had cancer his whole presidency and wanted to go for a second term? Imagine he had won and then dies at the first 2 months.
Jesus Christ that’s insane. It’s like he hated the country or something
Would have been an easy way to get our first black woman as president, if he’d won.
There’s a video of Gerald Ford talking to a class of middle-schoolers, and one asks if a women will ever become president, and he says that will absolutely happen, but he doesn’t think the first woman president will be elected. He felt she would be the VP, and the president would die, and she’d succeed him. After that, he didn’t think it would be a problem electing a woman president.
I thought that was a pretty insightful take on the subject, and probably true.
And instead you have someone that hates the country and sadly has no cancer…
It’ll be great it this took away attention from that stupid parade.







