Know that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good
nice, I often live by: “you don’t need to be smart, to be useful.”
“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!”
hey! I resemble that…
!redgreen@sh.itjust.works is leaking…
That’s a good one!
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Get lost and leave us in peace.
This too shall pass. It may pass like a damn kidney stone, but it’ll pass.
“Nobody has to know everything”, "avoid unnecessary judgement ", “Have a good time, only you can control that”, “uncertainty is the only thing that is certain”. Pick your favorite I have more.
“Have a good time, only you can control that”
I like this one.
It was always live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, but now that I’m older I can only manage one of those :/
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Can’t fix it? Fuck it!
If you wait till the last minute… then it only takes a minute.
Don’t be cool, be good.
I legit had to tell this to my gal who was always trying to be cool and getting fucked up over it. I said “don’t try to be cool for some asshole. Just be good!” I shit you not.
Don’t be a dick.
Learn more useless math, someday it’ll be useful somehow
Historically this seems to be the case
Thanks to death, there is no permanent suffering.
“I’m a problem-solver.”
Live like a dog: if you can’t eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away









