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Hubi@feddit.org to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Russian Telegram seems to be taking today's news quite well

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Russian Telegram seems to be taking today's news quite well

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Hubi@feddit.org to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    What I get from this:

    This AI generated Ukrainian attack has been coordinated by the Finns and the general responsible for security should be executed. Also nobody cares.

    Wow.

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      deleted by creator

      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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        As a Brit, yeah it was me. Thought it was funny.

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          avin a lil laff are we?

        • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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          You got a loisence for that dronestrike?

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        As a Brit i love how we live rent free in their heads. Turns out if you assassinate people on foreign soil you become an enemy to that country, who would have guessed

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          deleted by creator

      • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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        This mindset you just described “Everyone is against us because they fear us” is a recurring theme with that one uncle who isn’t invited to Christmas parties anymore. It is horrifyingly common.

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          Being both Strong and a Victim at the same time is maybe the most standard Fascist trope there is.

  • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t worry guys, it is just scenes from a video game

    • Hubi@feddit.orgOP
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      I find that one particularly ironic because Russian state TV has previously presented footage from Arma 2 as successful military assaults lol

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        Projection: “1000000%”

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        yeah, and I am sure they have used AI deepfakes more than once at this point too. You know what they say about accusations though.

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          No, I don’t know what they say about accusations. Illuminate me, please.

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            They make an acc out of u and sations 👍

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            “The Narcissist’s Accusations Are Actually Their Own Confessions”

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    Pearl Harbor

    I guess it’s like Pearl Harbor if you pretend you haven’t been at war with Ukraine for 4 years. And if Pearl Harbor successfully destroyed any of the 3 aircraft carrier targets (each carrying 80-90 aircraft each). And if there were no enemy combatants killed (citation needed?).

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      Given how most of the direct negotiations with Ukraine to end the war mostly consisted of threats and talking down to like “they have no cards”, this attack is a perfectly legitimate reply.

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    so basically: it didnt happen, but if it did it was the finns and we didnt care about those planes anyway

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    If Ukraine could turn all the orcish cope into electricity, they wouldn’t need anymore power plants for the foreseeable future lmao

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    Fantastic news, and a hilarious way to find out about it! 🇺🇦

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    They need to look at the bright side: Russia will be saving a lot of money from now onwards on strategic bomber maintenance costs and bomber launched cruise missiles.

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      Don’t forget hanger space! Honestly, it’s a gift!

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        It’s a win, win, win.

        (The first “win” being for Ukraine)

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      You mean that some ruzzian general won’t be skinmming those funds off any more…

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    This isn’t Pearl Harbor moment, this is Taranto raid moment. It is a beautiful chef’s kiss by the Ukrainians!

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    Does the NCD community consist of super old people with gigantic screens so stuff like this is legible? Hold my calls Mother I’m going on the Computer

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      obviously it’s NATO admirals shitposting from the wall of TVs in the war room.

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    Vatniks in shambles rn

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