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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to WholeSomeMemes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Runaway pet rescued

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Runaway pet rescued

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to WholeSomeMemes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • boblaw0@lemmy.world
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    I wouldnt give that cat a bath for 1000 dollars

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      deleted by creator

      • CarlsIII@kbin.social
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        Well you are also a cat

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          deleted by creator

    • neanderthal@lemmy.world
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      I’d hope not. 1000 dollars wouldn’t cover the hospital visit! 100k and I would consider it.

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    Ugh that face. Now I have an urge to snuggle a mountain lion. I bet I can do it, too. Once.

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      I’m sure you could snuggle a mountain lion every day for the rest of your life.

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    This could be Messi the Russian puma. He is incredibly small for a puma so a couple have been looking after him and he seems to be doing very well with them last I heard!

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      Yes this i believe is a bath picture of Messi

  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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    Muddy Murder Mittens?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Dibs on the band name

  • roguetrick@kbin.social
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    Pumas don’t dislike water as much as some other cats. They’re not quite as good swimmers as Jaguars, but some of them live on islands and swim for over a kilometer to go to new territory.

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      I’m more surprised a mountain lion is allowing a human to touch its paws and head.

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        Maybe it was young and hungry. If the big hairless bear gives you food and water, you might think it’s only fair to let it touch you.

        And typing this, this sounds awfully child-abuse-y. I want to emphasize, that I’m referring to large cats and petting in a manor appropriate for felines.

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          Omg, you’re a feline abuser

          • spauldo@lemmy.ml
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            It’s OK. I know a few dog groomers and they’re all nice people.

        • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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          You realize the text on the picture is a joke. Right? They didn’t just randomly find this mountain lion.

      • roguetrick@kbin.social
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        Wouldn’t surprise me if he got a dose of benzos beforehand.

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    How did you befriend a cougar?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Tuna

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        How did you befriend a tuna?

        • Limeey@lemmy.world
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          Cougar

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            How did you befriend a cougar?

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              Depends on your age.

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      Removed by mod

      • GarytheSnail@programming.dev
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        Our orange has a brutal sandpaper tongue. I’ve had a few other cats but his is by far the most painful, and he happens to be the most cuddly one as well.

      • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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        Adult males can grow to an excess of 8 feet in length, including the tail, and weigh an average of 140-150 pounds. They’re plenty big and strong to murder people.

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    Looks more like a wolf than a dog

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    Steve French!

  • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Human domestication of felines 6000bce (colorized)

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      Project Update: Domestication has failed. Felines have now enslaved human populace.

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