Originally Posted By u/GiGiAGoGroove At 2025-06-16 02:57:38 PM | Source


  • Nougat@fedia.io
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    10 months ago

    Even if they don’t come up to you, “911? There’s a gang of people here with guns and tacticool gear on.”

    Maybe the police won’t care, but at least you’ll be wasting their time, because they’ll have to roll out in force to check it out.

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    It won’t get as far as the second paragraph before the “agent” has snatched your phone and smashed both it and your face in.

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      10 months ago

      And can they reach the guy behind too? And behind that one? And the one behind?

      There’s only so many ICE agents, and millions of us.

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    10 months ago

    Not accurate. If the goon squad is that close and questioning you or ordering you to do anything, you won’t make it past the first sentence while they laugh and/or shoot.

  • leadore@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    The part about calling 911 and saying unidentified men seem to be impersonating police is good, but don’t try to talk to them or reason with them, that will just get you assaulted. They only care about subduing targets (to them you’re a target or a threat, not a human). If they’re already in your face giving you orders, hopefully a witness will make that call for you, and you do it for someone else if you witness it.