Barron has not aged well. He’s got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.
It would be an outright miracle, if he turned out a decent person, given his background.
He won’t.
You never know - sometimes people go against the grain. For example some of the best parents I know had shitty parents growing up.
The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.
Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.
The timing is not great
Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic
Funny, that… you’ll be shocked by the reason!
He’s half Slav half slob
Slab.
See you on the front lines, boys.
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NADSAQ lol
Lol that’s the best
check the author name in the byline, too
Braking Mews
Don Detray-Torr - Whit House Correspondent
And the whole ass fine print under it that I’m too lazy to copy
aside:
Foxes don’t mew. They bark, kinda. It’s one of the most horrible sounds nature overall produces. Sounds like a child being mutilated.
edit: hm, apparently “mew” doesn’t mean what I thought it does - the sound a cat makes.
Sound a cat makes can be written as meow, mao, miyay, and my favorite, :3
“Mew” is the sound a kitten makes. “Mews” can mean a building in which to keep one’s trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.
So, he is unfit for the selective service?
Always reminds me of this Michael Moore bit https://youtu.be/89sXG6kTo6o
Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮
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This is satire. It even says “Fox Mews” in the bottom left, lol.
And Don De Trayy-Tor (Don The Traitor)
Say the correspondent’s out loud.
I hope Barron offs Trump assuming he’s next in line for the throne.
The watermarks, “@Mrs Putin.” LOL! That mofo better be the first to sign up if the shit hits the fan.
oh no the tragedy










