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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前

Who's up for some hotdickle?

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Who's up for some hotdickle?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前
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  • Ananääs@sopuli.xyz
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    9 个月前

    Just add some sausage relish and onion and it’s perfect!

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    9 个月前

    HOTDICKLE RICK!!!

  • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol
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    9 个月前

    Pickle jokes aside, why is it “circumcised”??

    • molten@lemmy.world
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      Religious reasons. (It’s a kosher dill)

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    9 个月前

    Honestly, super high me would.

  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

    • frosch@sh.itjust.works
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      The silver-ish thing on top is probably that tool some people use to get the inner kernel out of apples.

      The OOP just shoved a pickle through it, I guess

      • mvirts@lemmy.world
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        Thank you, I was very confused by that left image.

  • distantsounds@lemmy.world
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    Would w/o ketchup

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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      Removed by mod

  • RVAtom@lemmy.world
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    It’s a big dill.

  • stoly@lemmy.world
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    Why is the pickle circumcised?

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

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      From the famous “A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it fast food corporation”! The famous sandwich with…well…pretty good pickle in it, not too small, normal size one!

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    Is it actually hot tho?

    Id eat a cucumber in a hotdog roll.

    Id put relish on a normal hotdog.

    Id try a cooked pickel in a bun, maybe with mustard save the red paste.

    But a fucking pickle on basic bread with yellow mustard and red paste? Fucking gross. And you would deserve to be clowned for eating it.

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      It delicious, Bro, trust. Some folks like to add some hotdog relish to balance the acidity of the hotdickle. I like my dickle strait tho.

      I haven’t tried it yet, but your mom suggested a chilli dickle last night… Gonna try it tonight

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      >Take memes seriously and get in fights with strangers.

      -Sidhean

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        Fights are only the begining! Full on declare flame-war unpon the op! First one to ruin the thread and make everyone go away wins in teh logic!

    • frostysauce@lemmy.world
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      It’s called ketchup.

      • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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        I call it gross.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    That’s a #7 from Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It

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    @moistbones@lemmy.world

  • Zenith@lemm.ee
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    CAN WE NOT!!?!??

  • ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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    Well that was disappointing, where’s the hot dick?!

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    This reminded me of The Snickle. I googled The Snickle. Too many people have tried to actually make ant taste The Snickle.

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