what the fuck did i just read? this is completely fucked:
He claims he was then strip-searched, forced to give blood samples, a facial scan and fingerprints.
“Later I was taken back in, and the situation got even worse. I was pushed up against a wall and was strip-searched with a lot of force. They were incredibly harsh and used physical force the whole time,” he claimed.
Gestapo don’t like no crih tih sisum
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What’s fucking stupid is that JD Vance himself has participated in the meme.
The fact they chose not to use the (entirely accurate) headline of “US Denies Mads Mikkelsen Entry to US due to Vance Meme” is the most frustrating part
Oh good lord, that is terrifying!!! Imagine waking up in bed to seeing THAT!!!
Don’t make fun of bald christian men. They get angry and then their god sicks bears on you for it.
Luckily Vance is the Antichrist. I mean, he killed the pope!
Mads Mikkelsen
Confused the shit out of me for a sec
Remember don’t save a Winnie the Pooh, Xi’s mimic on a device that you bringing with you when you travel to China. Or your organs will be harvested :)
fuck dude
I’ve got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery
They’d probably magdump me in a holding cell
Wonder what they’d do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs
Your username doesn’t do you any favor in this case









