So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right
And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn’t against pedophilia, it turned her on.
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Well don’t you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.
Dream team Special counsel:
Lead- Matt Gaetz
Assist
- Harvey Weinstein,
- Bill Cosby from the jello commercial
- the dusty bones of Strom Thurmond
- R. Kelly’s piss
- fat Jared
You don’t need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I’m sayin’?
Honestly I’m so confused. New factions are spinning off by the hour. It’s wild.
I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn’t a new faction, they’re gearing up to investigate and say there’s nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn’t want to die in prison.
oh there won’t be nothing, plenty of dems gonna be on that list for sure, but mysteriously only a couple token no-name ®s
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Jesus, is she still around?
These fucking roaches never go away.
MS beetlejuicer.
she kinda disappeared around the same mtg did, when TRUMP got elected. before that all we could hear is from these 2 before the election.
7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files
7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration
To be fair, I wouldn’t be surprised that he would meet that end on any random day.
Hey, Republicans, what happened with that “groomer” panic you guys were harping about not too long ago?
They were panicking because they were thinking other people were stealing their kids that they want to groom. It is more like turf war than anything else
Well he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.
Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.
If you think the problems are bad… wait until you see their solutions!
Satire is dead…
I truly can’t tell these days, but Gaetz looks like Butthead.
Actually, he looks more like Beavis
Maybe a bit like Mikey Day?
I’ve seen that one oh so many times!!! Heidi breaking character is as funny as Mike Day.
He eats the sugar and “becomes” Cornholio.
Need youtube link substitution. I just probably got fingerprinted.
The logic being “it takes one to know one?”
This… This isn’t The Onion?
Humans are silly.
Only the Gross Old Pedophiles could come up with shit like this.
Yeah, this timeline really is fucking bizarre.
At least it seems on brand for the GOP.
