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As always, relevant XKCD. https://xkcd.com/1471/
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One wolf is straight
The other is gay
I am bisexual
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Then issue extra hunting permits to help keep the deer population inside of you from getting out of control.
How do I get hunters inside me?
Tell them you value their beliefs?
Grindr
I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.
Well this sounds like an easy one to deal with if you care
Just trick them into eating each other’s faces dude what’s the problem man
If you try to trick Laziness, then Hyperactivity eats your face. And vice versa. They claim dibs on fucking with each other.
Yeah but is this one of the monkeys talking, running interference?
More like both talking at the same time. In a huge cacophony.
Solution: wolf airstrike
Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.
That you, Yellowstone old buddy?
Fuck the ranchers. Cattle are a large part of climate change.
[the town inside me]
This is Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol.
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