I feel like I shouldn’t joke about this one as it might be more than a flu, so I won’t write a joke comment. I sincerely hope that your niece gets better and I wish them strenght to fight biology against all odds. I know that your niece is loved, because you writing this comment means that they are in your thoughts, and that makes me happy.

Love them unconditionally and you will also give them strength to carry on and fight their body or external attacks against the body. The world throws shit at us every chance it gets, but your niece is a strong warrior who has survived until now. Support them, give them love, be there for them so they can build up their strenght when it’s momentarily waining.

Granted, please study this scroll (website): https://www.gapminder.org/

(BEFORE YOU ENTER THAT WEBSITE READ THIS: I know people are incredibly pessimistic about good news on lemmy, but please know that the linked website was created by Hans Rosling (RIP), his family and the foundation they created to carry on his work. Hans Rosling was a swedish physician and an academic who wrote “Factfulness” (that I highly recommend to everyone, even though it was pre-corona pandemic) and who believed in a better world enough to dedicate his life to make it better)

This is an impossible task unfortunately as we haven’t been able to find a way to reverse aging with magic despite millenia of dedicated research into magic. You must continue living as an adult/young woman, Lena, or talk to a dark alchemist or a warlock.

Done, but it can’t penetrate a specific magical shield (sunscreen) and it’s eco friendly so it’s a bit slow. Gets faster with time though as the evil people keep doing evil things and unfortunately doesn’t discriminate who it zaps :( wear your magishields (sunscreen)!

My staff just said P≠NP

could you just make P equal big P please

Granted, but sorry about my terrible staff (hand) writing.

I’m sorry today is all about bending, unbendings only on monday and tuesday between 11:11 - 13:23 :(

Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.

You have been granted an evening with your favourite drink, snacks, and favourite form of relaxation/entertainment media at home. You may also cancel any plans on short notice tonight without any repercussions or possible damage to your relationships due to cancellations.

Granted, pick up from any of our distribution locations world wide: https://tammojan.github.io/meteormap/

Granted, please subscribed to these: !cat@lemmy.world !aww@lemmy.ml !illegallysmolcats@lemmy.world !animals@beehaw.org

Great, you broke my staff. Happy now?!

Unfortunately the Wizard’s Code of Ethics prohibits this due to massive deforestation events that occur when we conjure chocolate :( Magic giveth but magic also sometimes taketh

Buy chocolate from responsible producers!

Granted, you have access to the worlds finest of tunes in the palm of your hands: https://radio.garden/

Granted, you can shapeshift to almost any form, but you should get started with pigeon, cow, a hero, or a pyramid: https://www.yogajournal.com/poses/poses-by-level/beginners-poses