- cross-posted to:
- techtakes@awful.systems
- cross-posted to:
- techtakes@awful.systems
I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how “the desktop has become a billboard” is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft
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water is clear, semen is transluscent at best which is the pic.
Well, making it a drop of water is almost worse with the whole boiling oceans thing
ClippyCummy
Sploodgy
Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent
I can’t unsee it!

They had a real opportunity and missed it
That was such an insane episode. XD
David and Catherine have such amazing chemistry. Probably my favorite series of NuWho
Too bad they changed the writer and ruined the series.
Oh yeah, sorry, I meant season. Season 4 with David and Katherine. Every episode landed (imo) and they bounced off each other like mad. And Donna not having a massive crush on the Doctor was also refreshing. “Too skinny”, lol
Fully agree that the show quality has been spotty at best. Which writer/showrunner do you think started the decline? Moffat had a good run with Matt Smith (although I hate what he did with the Weeping Angels, for creative reasons. For that matter, Russell Davies wrote Love and Monsters and that one is definitely on my skip list.) I think Peter Capaldi got shafted tho. Such a waste of talent
People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.
Granted, but that one is
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Why doesn’t yours? Freak.
Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.
Right up until people started remembering why they hated him in the first place.
Like, it’s been 25 years and this dumb fuck still don’t know how to mind his own damn business
Clippy never bothered me, because I turned him off.
Sticky keys needs to shut the fuck up and realize plenty of games require hitting those keys repetitively, it’s been thirty years.
They did
There went my theory. It was a bump, and then a flat tire.
Sounds like the cumsprite from Oglaf (NSFW)
Had to get Copilot to stop jerkin’ it to Grok’s avatar…
Little mascot from Oglaf
“I’m telling!” It yells while uploading screenshots of everything you do
What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!
A blob semen can actually be useful!
After all, every single one of us started as a blob of semen (and a single egg cell. Unless we consumed our twin in the womb or something.)
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You’re welcome to see for yourself: https://youtu.be/G3AfVni7t9A
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Risky click of the day…
You can transform it to CLIPPY?! Okay, that’s actually a big plus for Copilot lol
Adipose.

First, Clippy, now Spunky.
So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.
😘👌
Never forget what they took from us!Eww are you a fucking Nazi
Nah, just someone who enjoys the humor in messing with multi-billion dollar company :'D
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In 2016, Microsoft launched the chatbot “Tay” through Twitter. That’s it’s profile picture. Within 16 hours, trolls (mostly 4chan probably) had conditioned her to the point that Microsoft had to shut her down. The bot praised Hitler and posted all sorts of other offensive, controversial Tweets.
Afterwards, a narrative was created that Microsoft “killed” Tay because they could not handle what the internet did to the “child” it had adopted. Thus taking her away from “us”.
And since I just used the word “us” close to 4chan: No, never been, probably never will be. Just enjoying the chaos and drama of Microsoft taking a punch.
Idk I heard she was a Nazi
Is Oglaf the new Simpsons?










