Lmao this woman is so ridiculous, “everyone was like omg your abs” 😂😂😂 yea I’m sure. Just finding more ways to make excuses for her appearance and looking different for when Traitors airs. Now she’s using optical illusions as an excuse lol. You know damn well she was SOAKING up someone telling her she has abs if they actually did. Like literally where would this couch potato get abs from lol.
Maybe this is her weight loss soft launch 🤔
She loves her fake news! How Trump of her.
Queen Bitch reporting for duty with her ill fitting uniform 🫡
And what happened to the big tatas she had in the photos the other day in the car
Zero modesty. No one wants to see the fupa spilling out 😭
But even with filtering is this not insane weight loss? I feel like she’s definitely starting to see results from ozempic and is soft launching the new look.
Abs??? Those are her rib cage outline. I get them too when sucking in. She is insufferable fuck. Someone please stop her lol
She claims it’s her spray tan 😂😂
The pic above in the sunlight -the skin on her legs def looks like she lost a bunch of weight quickly with ZERO strength training.
She’s entered her melted ice cream era.
Ozempic literally can cause muscle wasting (as seen in her pic above) Sheesh at least Jessica Simpson weight trains. Birdshit is the laziest sack of trash and just lies about it
Spot on. It’s soooo important to strength train, moderate movement and high protein/fiber while on GLP-1. THE HEART IS A MUSCLE!!! I seriously doubt she is doing any of those things.
She’s about to hit perimenopause. When muscles and bones start to decrease, noticeably. Add in her previous ED and damage that caused to her body. Any rapid weight loss, whether it’s prescription assisted or her old ways, can easily crumble her, if not kill her. Cardiac arrest is a real threat.
I can’t wait for Traitors. The IRL Birdie on the TV screen will be crisp and clear for all to see.
Images from the Tim Horton’s event today. The lower center image is from Sarah’s IG. Can you imagine if she’d never had all that work done to her face?! Without the filters and face work, she wouldn’t have a career.
This collage is really jarring - it looks like the two people could be related but, definitely, not the same person!
Truly crazy seeing these types of collages with the photo she presented of herself that day. I know she’d have all the excuses in the world for this but it’s amazing how she continues to get away with this. I really truly hope Traitors is her downfall.
I can’t stand her
Also what is with this glasses obsession? It’s so strange.
That is so messed up lol. Literally looking like mother and daughter here…she’s about to get called out when she goes on Traitors.
It’s going to be fun to watch, especially when she can’t control the viewers’ comments.
It’s the nose…wow!!
What the… I’ll watch the show just to see how much of a liar this woman is with her filters.
Holy shit, that’s wild. That level of delusion is off the scale.
Omgosh!!! Hahahahaha
The cover photo for her latest reel. Totally nothing to see here. Not filtered at all. Everyone’s arms grow and hands become flippers when they’re in the ocean.
She’s a hot mermaid come on
Or is she a dolphin?
Her weird filtered eyelids too. Idk how people don’t see it. It was what made me start wondering about her.
She’s a filter freak. She even filters her husband, Shane. Look at his brows and the soft focus blur. They both are trash.
filters can’t even save this man
So if you win the game you have to pay?
Now I can’t stop looking at how wee his right arm is! 🥹🤣
And his baby-sized hands. Very Trump.
I’m a manicure gal and his hands still look softer than mine do, lmao
And that skin texture looking like play-doh.
More like a fool.
Outrageous!
Must of got this shirt straight out of the dryer. Definitely pulled the orange one off the floor the other day based off of the wrinkles.
This is too funny!
This needs to be Instagramreality sub reddit post… OMG
I so appreciate these posts. The filters really mess with your mind.
That straw mop of hair is really out there fighting for its life. Yikes. It looks so much healthier in the filtered pic. I had idea how hard that filter was working. It gives hair treatments!!!
Oh wow this is a good one. This is Instagram vs reality worthy
Hahahahaha fuckin piece of shit
I can’t wait for her tv debut!!!
WOAH!
Watching her try and peddle makeup and skincare is comical.
Literally the LAST person I’d take makeup advice from and this is coming from someone who is a basic drug store makeup kinda girl lol.
She embarrasses me to no end. Watching her try to fit into this crowd is hysterical.
This is 10+ cringe.
NB sticks out like a sore thumb. And she’s not funny 🥴
Her lips look like a dogs a$$h@le
Applies lip products like a 5 year old. She was extra rough looking during the Cowgirl Clown getaway.
GAG!
Magic man must be partaking in those Jizz masks or is it just Birds filter?
Filters can’t even save him but at least he has perfect nail beds bc who doesn’t want a man with girl hands 🙄
Ew his lady hands are a huge no for me 😂
It’s like she tries to convince herself these girly hands are super hot by repeating this bs over and over.
This. Just like she always has to mention how “hot” he is, fishing for people to comment and agree
If my mans hands looked like his it would be a turn off… but unlike shame I have a hard working man who’s hands are dirty and calloused
Same, everything about him gives me the ick ahah
Ok. This hate on “girly man hands” is kinda weird.
Not liking Shame and all his shit, is whatever. It’s based on him.
But just straight up bashing “girly 🤚” and bragging about your man’s “rough calloused hands” is um well strange. Men can use lotion too.
Also: Im not addressing anyone personally, just the ppl mentioning all this stuff (personally).
My man uses more lotion than I do but thanks… everyone has their own preferences and mine so happens to be a man with hard working calloused hands 😀 it’s not weird to brag about your man having perfectly soft /nail beds no?
100% he had jizz all over his face, hence his youthful glow /s … She’s filtered 🍋 since birth. The child looks different IRL (smaller eyes, shadows under her eyes)
She sure does! She filters her older girls to - it’s gotta hurt them!
How does someone act like this and not feel like a complete moron? Laughing like a hyena in the car by yourself over something that is not remotely funny.
The slanted chair in the back…but doesn’t filter…
Now THAT is funny.
She’s performing for her audience since she’s such an accomplished actor! She’s an idiot
Did you watch the video of Sarah, Shane and 🍋 hugging for the camera? 🍋 looks back at the camera when the hug is complete and smiles at it. The kid is a trained content monkey.
Not a single natural movement ever happens in that house. All curated. Pathetic
There was another one recently of him playing with her and he looked back into the camera. How empty that house must be!
If she ever does get to school she’s always going to be looking for the camera since everyone in her life is always filming her. Her world view is messed up and she’s only 4!
Only knowing how to be the star and center of attention is tough when you are a child. When you’re an adult it’s embarrassing and off putting.
I didn’t hear the kid in the back at 1st 💀something weird happened with the audio. Either way useless content.
All her content is useless!
Nailed it - useless. She has nothing to offer, like what the hell is this, with Alicia’s cough/bark of a laugh in the background
Her and her dumb friends suggesting that it looks like she has jizz on her face, stupid disgusting immature human beings. She has kids at home who can see this content and she gives zero shits. She really loves to pull out the provocative sexual content when she’s with her “friends” to act like she’s some pornstar at home. She’s a joke. I’m so mad I’m blocked bc I wanna tell her how gross she is and how terrible of an influence she is to her kids. Keep this content in private not for everyone to see.
Constantly sucking her teeth and called out for the constant wink! She seggualizes every thing! Poor gal, it’s all she’s got. Honestly, I really can’t stand being around people who make comments like this any and every chance they get. What’s with that??
I truly don’t know how anyone even likes her. Like do they just tolerate her because they’re scared of the backlash if they aren’t her friend or do they actually like her? I don’t get it.
Proves brands don’t see her stories. Who would work with this trash?
Such a good point! Like why would Disney or club med (bc they gave her a FAMILY vacation), Reitmans, etc. want to work with this sick pervert if they actually saw this crap she posts.
Maybe screen shots of the stories, with references, should be saved and remind any family friendly brands she works with in the future…
Just when you think she couldn’t get any trashier…mother of the year, folks.
Same! I totally want to message her. She fucken disgusting
No doubt she’s trying to out skank the booze loving trashy hairdresser.
They were using some sort of salmon sperm product at one point I think. She’s really upped her slut personality. Tacky af!
Seriously STFU 😑 you have Facetuned so much that you might as well be in wit pro 🥱🙄
I wonder how many times a day she says ‘literal’ and ‘literally’. LIKE OMG LiTERaLLy GUYZZZZZ.
God she’s so boring. Same old schtick all the time. Filter out her stretch marks but complain about haters hating her stretch marks 🙄
This is not the size 2/4 body she’s been showing us lately. 🤦🏻♀️
Lmfao. Sayng this while filtering your stretch marks right off!!! Mmmhmmmm Man I wish I wasn’t blocked.
Pretty sure that should say flattering but she’s a wRiTeR sooooo
Can’t pour a coffee without filming it. Thanks for the horrendous faces though ✌️
Haggard for someone who “doesnt drink” like she literally looks identical to a family member who is an alcoholic
Yikes
Guess what? She’s tired, again!
Not attractive.
The only one without an actual top on for the hike this morning of course.
Lmao this whole ad is HYSTERICAL and embarassing. What is she even doing 😂 I’m so embarrassed for her kids.
This whole personality she’s been trying on gives me the ick! How on earth do the people in her life even know who she truly is when she doesn’t. Spending 40 years just pulling personalities and voices out of your pocket is strange.
This so much! She has sooooo many personalities, it’s insanity. She’s just a fake all around.
Looks like she is lifting her leg to let one rip 💨 Can you imagine this dickhead setting the camera up to giggle at herself and take these pics 💀
these stupid fucking glasses. I don’t get why she’s trying to make glasses her personality lol
Dickhead 🤣
Does she think she’s being the comic foil to KB’s ad? Whatever she’s doing looks absolutely ridiculous and makes me feel so sorry for her kids.
Does she toke?
Cuz she seems stoned a lot. Like the eyes, the smile. You can tell when it’s a video but it shows in pics as well.
Im not against weed. Just saying.
I can see how she thinks these are all great ideas when she’s zooted.
Or am I giving her too much leeway.
In any case that clip was fuckin ridiculous and gross. Who the fuck is the audience?!
She was 100% zooted in the story she just posted of her cardboard fucking straw. Riveting content y’all 🥱
Her fake filtered face here. Never forget the real Sarah Nicole Landry…
Pretty sure her, the husband and her 19 year old partake. Not sure about the younger teens.
I feel something was mentioned once about them taking gummies with the neighbour for game night?
Is this the snatched jawline she gets compliments on?
🤣🤣
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More A1 content. Does it really count as 1 trip when you have clearly already been in because the door is unlatched and it can be kicked open? She will lie and bs about everything doesn’t matter how stupid it is.
Ms Rachel was on Kylie Kelce’s NGL pod. And Kylie adores Ms Rachel. And Ms Rachel advocates for food to be delivered to starving kids facing genocide. Maybe now SNL will speak up about genocide? Fingers crossed!
Why doesn’t she suck off the end of the pole while she’s it!
She is actually such trash
She’s been hyper sexualizing herself this whole Bachelorette party. I guess she can’t stand not being the center of attention, so she has to try and get it somehow
Exactly, she’s an attention-seeking, home-wrecking, slutty Mother of four. Her only real fans are insecure losers.
I could like this comment a million times 👏🏻
She acts like she’s some super sexual person yet she probably never actually does this for Shame
And again acting like someone who doesn’t have kids that can see this or their peers.
She might try but I’ve never got the impression he gives a shit😆
Why do you think he doesn’t mind the travel? Living off the cash cow. Doesn’t have to put up or out to her. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
How you get em is how you lose them. Just which one will be the first to cheat. My bet is on her.
Well, she did seem very cozy in Monreal airport with a Traitors friend…
